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    Escape to the Movies: Resident Evil: Afterlife

    LOL. I wish he'd get over the whole hot chick + gun = good movie thing he's got goin on. And stop giving awful movies 'a pass' because the leading ladies make him stiff... Doomsday? Res AL 3D? Pirhana 3D? Salt? For god's sake stop it already. We have the internet for that kinda thing these days...
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    Escape to the Movies: The Expendables

    Exactly. Spoken like a man without a vagina! Amen brother.
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    Escape to the Movies: The Expendables

    ...wait sheep like action movies with big stars in them? Who knew? LOL Funny how Scott Pilgrim was actually the movie that was marketed under the assumtion that 'gamers' 'nerds' 'hispsters' and anyone that likes the graphic novels would flock to it without question...like well...'sheep'...
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    Machete vs. The Expendables

    Argghhh MovieBob! The only thing baffling about the Expendables success is your baffling in ability to understand it's appeal...That's not the same thing as liking it btw. You don't have to LIKE Twilight to understand why other people (/girls) do. Movie reviewers are supposed to have OBJECTIVELY...
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    Some Reasons Scott Pilgrim is a Box Office Failure

    Maybe we should. But we aren't. Cera is just a schmuck trying to make a buck like any other guy, it's not his fault personally. The people pushing Cera into these typecast roles are doing it because he was making them money. Scott Pilgrim's failure atleast in part has to do with people that ad...
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    Best movie of the last 3 years that got robbed at the Oscars.

    The Wrestler. The Wrestler. The Wrestler. That is all. lol ;)
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    Your thoughts on Quentin tarantino films!

    You aren't wrong about the reasoning commerically. Doesn't mean I have to like it. That whole idea that 'it's good because Lord QT said so' is the reason his movies are starting to stink... the idea that even his shit don't smell is a notion he himself has started to buy into. Which is why...
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    Your thoughts on Quentin tarantino films!

    Accept he wasn't. Robert Rodriguiez directed the whole thing basically be just listening to Frank Miller. QT directed a single 4 min scene...(The bit with Jack-boy coming back to life in the car). Rodriguez let QT do like 1 single days worth of directing as a favor to show him a green screen...
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    Some Reasons Scott Pilgrim is a Box Office Failure

    The lunkheads in The Expendables don't play characters we are supposed to 'relate to'. Cera characters are sooooo 'try-hard'! They are so self conciously 'quiky' 'awkward' 'indie' 'geeky' because some ad man (probably in their 30s) decided that THAT is how guys 15-25 see themselves. It isn't...
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    Some Reasons Scott Pilgrim is a Box Office Failure

    This whole Scott Pilgrim vs Expendables thing is utter nonsense. Only a really bad wildly inconsitent so called 'movie reviewer' with nerdrage and a hard-on for 3D boobs would make that arguement...;) Let's break it down...(using reductive labels and stereotypes in order to make a wider...
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    Your thoughts on Quentin tarantino films!

    As of right now...He's out of control. With constraints and boundries he can (and has) made some good movies. But with the Weinsteins unable to call bull shit on his bull shit he's an ego spiralling wildly out of control and disappearing up his own ass...who's best movies are behind him already...
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    Why all the Michael Cera hate?

    He plays characters that are pathetic socially awkward and limp wristed. His type cast roles and his carefully constructed/managed screen persona is that of a 'nerd's nerd'. Point is a lot of young guys in that target demographic resent the fact that Cera has been deleigated by a handful of...
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    Some Reasons Scott Pilgrim is a Box Office Failure

    I agree with all the OPs reasoning... Also 18-24 'nerd' demo is pretty good at downloading anything that interests them illegally. You can't be butt hurt when this trend effects the box office of movies you want to see succeed. LOL. Also...a generation has spoken and Cera clearly isn't the...
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    Poll: My Idea For a Graphic Novel. Is it Shit or Pretty Good?

    Sounds potentially interesting. What is this slacker guy's main problem in life? What does he need? And how does the Cat's psychic ablities fullfil it? Maybe he wants a different job and a specific hot girlfriend and then the cat helps him achive these things but then what...Maybe the cat...
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    Escape to the Movies: The Expendables

    That empassioned bias nerdrage defense of Scott Pilgrim Bob offered up in his Expendables review is...exactly what the major studio who fianced marketed and promoted Scott Pilgrim wanted/hoped/expected more 'hipster nerds' to do/say... Bob's inablity to even percieve his own bias is pretty...