Recent content by Blind Punk Riot

my ankles hurt just thinking about it

three little words Man bear pig

M16 is the ultimate rape weapon. Hence why I don't use it, I use the worst guns I can lay my hands on. Just makes it trickier, and better when you beat people.

COD4. The phrase "God damn British fag" gets thrown about an awful lot.

eyedea and abilities is good too, dive back into the 90s for decent hip hop these days.

HIGH FIVE! oh, hang on... you mean that in a BAD way...

Guitar hero. I mean, I just hit like 90 percent of the notes... how am I now playing in a stadium to thousands of fans? But if you're talking about games with storylines.... Gears of War 2. But I guess I just didn't care enough about the characters. Despite how hard they tried.

cod4 no scoped the length of crossfire by jumping out the top window and head-shotted someone. hilarious.

Barley wine, pink gin I'll drink anything, port, pernod or tequila, rum, scotch, vodka on the rocks, as long as all my troubles disappeared. Oh demon alcohol sad memories I cannot recall. Who thought I would fall a slave to demon alcohol.

Lets see... about every single demo I have ever played has swayed me against getting the game. Which leads me to the wonderful state of only buying games I havn't tried in the hopes that I will trick myself into liking it purely because I was split from my hard earnt moolah to obtain it.

Being a UK Resident, and in a pretty secluded bit to be fair out the way, I live in a town. It is a good 30 minute train ride to the nearest city [Birmingham] and even in a place like that you CAN find a place to sell you a gun. And pretty cheaply too. Alot of the time its legal disarmed or...

Swearing seems to be pretty soft and non-offensive nowadays... Or atleast that is how it is for this part of the world. Since "fuck" is generally used by the large chav population as space fillers in conversation the rest of us tend to use slightly more humourous words, assclown.

A wind up torch for me. Epic dad present! He scored some serious man points for that.

My tv a splode! Not in an awesome ball of fire, but in a lame way of just giving up and releasing a small cloud of smoke... I consequently had to raid the garage for the old 15" screen >.< I'ts like trying to read a newspaper from the moon, using a toilet roll tube... Epically poor stuff.

I don't /agree/ with voting, there should be a dictatorship so we don't /mess/ up our country... like we have. stupid people in charge giving us what we think we want, rather than what we need.