Recent content by Bolo Unit BRL of the Line

Any game that forces me into a boss fight (hell, ANY kind of fight) that, if I lose, sends me to the game over screen but, if I win, proceeds to pummel me in a cutscene. Final Fantasy IX did this to me- Fight Beatrix for the third consecutive time, finally beat her, get my entire party beaten up...

Cid Highwind from Final Fantasy VII. "You want off? Jump! Get off my back..."

I'd say the most humane form of execution, for both the executioners and the subject, is that of the firing squad. Traditionally, one of the rifles is loaded with a full-powdered blank and handed to the members of the squad at random. This means that the members of the squad do not, in fact...

Would this be THE HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND, as featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000? If so, then I have seen it, and while I agree that it is bad, I've seen worse. Like Manos, the Hands of Fate worse.

Ah, so many to choose from. For me, the most famous line is "Man, its a shame, people throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." For movies that I doubt others have seen: Zulu The Guns of Navarone Stalag 17 The Enemy Below Anzio Blackbeard's Ghost Any of the Marx Brother's...

The Jacobite Rebellion of 1745... you could start off taking pot shots as the English with your flintlock musket, then close the range to hack them apart with broadsword and targe... on second thought, the English artillery would make this less enjoyable...

Baldur's Gate II Alpha Centari Age of Empires II (w/expansions) Diablo II Sid Meir's Civil War Collection

That's an... interesting combination. Oh, I've thought of another one... "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful that you could possibly imagine..."

Complete with simple spelling errors, run-on sentences, gratuitous use of exclaimation points, and no meaningful content or actual argument. It's like they are under the impression that I, or anyone else on this forum, do not personally possess a spine. Following that logic they believe that I...

In the mildest terms possible, Twilight can take a long walk off of a short pier. Miss Meyer has done to vampires what the never-to-be-sufficiently-damned Mr. Bay did to Transformers: did her best to ignore anything and everything that has come before so that she could "move the genre into a new...

Laugh if you want, but the last song I listened to today was entitled "Me Clootch is Awee" by the Victoria Police Department's Pipe and Drum Band.

Ah, yes. Redd Fox as Fred Sanford of "Sandford and Son."

Personally, I have high hopes for this game. I also have high hopes that Mr. Bay is distracted by something shiny long enough for someone to revoke his licensing rights to make Transformers 3... or for someone to lock him a box and mail him to Siberia- at the slowest rate available.

A bolo is a sentient battle-tank the size of a small subdivision, and therefore asexual. I'm just a young American male. No durasteel treads, no Hellbore plasma railguns, no warhull capable of withstanding direct hits with weapons whose energy outputs range into the megajoules... nothing. Just...

For me, it would probably be one of three scenarios, depending on how much of my soul is locked within despair's crushing embrace : A) "I wish I could say that this surprised me. As it is, it's actually somewhat disapointing." B) "...Clever girl." C) "...Bollocks."