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When I was a little kid, my next door neighbour hated small children (even though he had a small daughter of his own). To stop us cutting across the edges of his lawn, he put up fishing wire around the edges of his property. I ended up with a huge welt across my neck when I tried to cut across...

Clive Barker. I would have loved to have him read me my bedtime stories as a child.

Damn I'll be too far north visiting family. Next time hopefully :) Have fun :)

YAY! I get bonus points!!!

'All this time is wasted, pretending we're in love, but that's alright! You know I love being with you and seeing you cry.' - Fer Sure by the Medic Droid. 'T-tell your boyfriend, that if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin scared of him!' - Don't Trust Me by 3oh3

If horse racing is the sport of kings then surely Bowling is a very good sport as well..... *is surprised no one already said that* I personally like watching cross country equestrian...Yes, I still want the pony my mum promised me when I was 5...Still waiting....

Fire Emblem

'Freaxx' - Brokencyde woops it just changed...now it's 'Don't Trust Me' by 3oh3 XD

I studied that poem in English...

My first tattoo isn't really nerdy. I'm getting 'memento mori' written over my heart. It means remember death, and its my way of saying remember your gonna die so enjoy life while you can. It was my aunts motto before she died and it means alot to me. Later on however, I'm getting matching...

Thats my problem. My brain works on weird tangents, so understand things most other people cant, generally speaking, but I have a hear time understanding some things that involve lateral thinking.

A very small part of me hates you right now. It may be small, but it hates you alot. I think I can feel my brain trickling out of my ears. On topic, this is one of those things that I would love to understand even a portion of it, but my tiny little brain can't comprehend it. Maybe if I whack...

What's funny is half of those are off the back of the Libra disposable pads... Random crap I know and can't seem to forget: -When a fly takes off, it jumps backwards. -Lettuce has been grown and cultivated for more than 2500 years. -Kermit the Frog has 11 points on his collar. -The...

*sits in corner clutching my towel* You're all making my head hurt. *pulls a bucket over my head* Make it stop. Make it stop. My question would be 'how many paradoxes and unanswerable questions must I hear before my head explodes?'

'The pink hippo stole my pants' is used with me and my friend Chrissy as an excuse for whenever I don't have pants on when I'm supposed to be going somewhere. Usually as a delaying tactic while she hunts around my room looking for pants and I roll over and go back to sleep. 'Best' worst...