Recent content by Brightzide

No memory of how much they hurt really. Just aknowledged that they hurt as individual incidents. I've broken nearly every bone in my right hand when it got crushed. That was a mess. My brother saved my hand that day, much love for him right there. Dislocated my left arm on my birthday last...

Go to my mate Dean's . Assemble the group of friends and family. Sit back, have a nice brew, maybe some biscuits. Wait it out. Fight for our lives when the need arises, and I wont lie. We'd probably all die eventually. If at any point I lose hope, im just going out and becoming a zombie. I'd...

I only recently acquired glasses due to my steady lack of vision. And apparently I really suit them, and im recieving a noticable increase in female attention. Maybe im imagining things, maybe chicks like speccy folks, who can say?

...now im unemployed. Curse you fate!

It was all a blur man! But I woke up with bruises everywhere the next day. So I just assumed we all went paintballing and then drinking. Its my 21st in a few months. I'll be sure to let you know how that pans out buddy ;)

Im fond of Mini-guns....Lots'a bullets, really quickly, really heavy, really flashy, definately compensating for something...yeha, thats my style alright....Thinking back, I still dont understand the name for them...they're not exactly small....hmmm

My immortal...Onia PL beat me to it. ''The car was flying circumcising overhead.'' ...I dont need to say much more on the matter :)

Im 20 and dating a 23 year old. Once you break free of the binds of the school systems age sorting, it doesnt seem nearly as big a gap or difference. You're both adults by this point too, so dont look at it any other way.

In high school my indomitable positivity had me dubbed Mr. Brightside. And I took it upon myself to remove the 'Mr.' as I dont feel I am mature enough to possess such a title and replaced the 's' with a 'z' to backup my childish demeanour. Go team!

Cant ever imagine going for the abortion option. Though I do want to be a daddy quite badly. I work, she works. We earn a decent living. Sure it'd put a stress on things, but im positive it'll be worth it. I may only be 20, but I know what I want. And my better half is 23, and she's already...

I was working part time at my local school 2 years ago ( when I was 18 ) and the government just rang me up one day and decided I owed them £300 and it wasnt arguable and that I had to pay them. I consulted companies for debt advice as to where this debt may have accrued, as I hadnt even earnt...

Cats! Mine is currently behind the monitor, resting her head on top of it and staring at me...She's lovely. Dogs are cool too. But we just like cats in my household.

The bible, so my body can turn it into what it actually is...that is all

Its 'James'...What else can I say?..Classic name. Simple, well known and biblical....Makes me very forgettable...My middle name is 'Random'...That's not so common...but thats not the point...yeah, I'd rather be 'Nick' to be honest...my parents other choice.

Ive had Arthritis in my hands and wrist since I was 14...it sucks. Beyond that, when im in stressful situations I sing 'Sunny days' (Sesame Street theme) to myself. I started when I was 6, im now 20 and show no signs of stopping.