Recent content by Cap'n Ninja

I got my first job ever and made £110, which I was really pleased with. I also went on holiday with some friends and did typical post A-levels things, then got back and sorted out a bunch of student loans stuff for September, and I started playing Borderlands 2 after entirely too long.

I'm typically right handed, but I can write, chop onions, sew etc. with either, I just choose to use my right.

"Very well then. Lead on MacDuff" Lily said, stepping into the cool tunnel, echoing her words from the previous day. That seemed so long ago, it felt like a year had passed because of the sheer volume of things that had happened in such a short amount of time she thought. The air certainly...

EDIT: Agh, I see I missed the deadline. Never mind, I'll show myself out. That'll teach me for getting too caught up in something to read through a thread.

Do you have room for one more?

Well I'm extremely narcissistic, so I would probably get on with him quite well, but as things go, the genetic implications would be a bit weird. If Evan and I could get past that, then maybe, I don't know. Perfectly symmetrical violence may ensue though, if only for the funsies. One thing's...

You know you've played too much Tetris when you hear a news story about someone jumping to their death from the top of a building and think "Ooh, line piece" I am a horrible person. You know you've played too much InFamous when you try to charge your phone with your hand. You know you've...

Really? Just a little bit of work means you can do it. You only need to learn a bit at a time. Llan-vire Pool-gwyn Gill-goger-ichwin Drobwyll-llan-tsylio Go-go-goch Obviously there's the matter of a double l being the equivalent sound of coughing up a hairball, but that's the only hard...

I'm going to a hallowe'en party on the thirtieth as an angel. Not an awful, white dress, plastic-y wings, cheap halo headband getup though. One of my friends is really into cosplay, and knows someone who makes props for more complicated ones, and she managed to get me some wings he had made...

"Sir, with all due respect, I'm not necessarily comfortable "bunking" with my Feather. Can I do a trade with Sergeant Kell?" Saryll asked Captain Kahlil, shooting him a look that read death should he challenge her on this. "Yeah, that makes sense actually." Kahlil responded "Kell, when you're...

After a few minutes of coaching Drock on how to look down the sights properly and breathe so it didn't interfere with aiming, positioning his arms and legs by moving them herself, Saryll left him trying to hit one spot with an assault rifle, smirking at the thought of him with the task that he...

"This kids, is why we don't enter programmes that tell us to ignore the instincts we've had since we dragged ourselves out of the water all those years ago and started throwing sticks at each other. They make you stupid and forget that the weak points on your armour are the joints. I'm not going...

"And you clearly haven't read up on the files of much of the good doctor's work then. The captain most certainly exists within Thompson's private chain of command." Saryll said, not rising to the bait of Kell's tone. "And it might do you well to remember to address your fellow soldiers with...

Saryll caught herself before she let out a derisive snort at the soldier's report on the WINGS squad, but managed to turn it into a disgusted sniff, and stalked off a short way to observe the situation from afar. When Kell arrived and started giving orders, she allowed herself a small smile at...

"Oh Christ" Saryll muttered under her breath as she stepped out from her cover, she had hoped this wouldn't happen. For one, this man was clearly in extreme distress, she could see the sweat beading on his forehead and his body twitching as he struggled with the fight-or-flight instinct...