You know you've played too much _______ when ________

[the_green_dragon]

You know you've played too much Minecraft when consider building your own house

 

[Doclector]

You know you've played too much mortal kombat when your usual, friendly, "hey!" becomes a terrifyingly growly "GET OVER HERE!"

You know you've played to much deus ex HR when you try to activate pheromones in an argument.

You know you've played too much space marine when you run down the street at 4:00 am without a shirt, twig held high, screaming "Smash da space mehreens!"

Or maybe that's just too much alcohol.

 

[leady129]

You know you've played too much Fallout 3 when you maintain constant, unbreaking and uncomfortable eye contact with everyone you talk to.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

You know you've played too much Tetris when you hear a news story about someone jumping to their death from the top of a building and think "Ooh, line piece"
I am a horrible person.

You know you've played too much InFamous when you try to charge your phone with your hand.
You know you've played too much Saints Row 2 when you think things would look better if you sprayed them with raw sewage.
You know you've played too much Mirror's Edge when you find yourself cursing enclosed spaces.
You know you've read too much Alastair Reynolds when you wear two watches and keep reaching for antizonals.
You know you've read too much Joe Haldeman when you try to work out how much time will have passed when you get back from the shops if you're travelling at 0.7C and if your family will still be alive.
You know you've listened to too much dubstep when you think "I need a cat with more bass"

 

[Angry Camel]

You know you've played too much Dead Rising when you start evaluating everything around you based on weapon power and think eating food will automatically restore your health.

You know you've been playing too much Batman: Arkham Asylum when you try and sneak around eveywhere and think of knocking people out whilst behind them.

 

[newdarkcloud]

You've played too much Assassin's Creed when you look up videos for constructing a hidden blade.

Other people have played too much Assassin's Creed when you find results when looking up videos for constructing a hidden blade.

 

[No_Remainders]

You know you've played too much Fallout 2 when you reach out and wiggle your fingers in an attempt to open doors.

 

[Xifel]

You know you played too much Warhammer: Dawn of War when you want your fellow soldiers to call you "Apothecary" instead of "Medic"

 

[xchurchx]

You Know when you've played way to many shooters when you go to sleep and see cross hairs!

 

[rvbnut]

You know you've played too much Just Cause 2 when you go for a drive in real life and spot a transformer box and immediately think, I need to destroy that or I'll forget where it is later.

 

[OrenjiJusu]

you know you've played too many RPG's when you start trying to figure out what your INT stat is.
You know you've played too much CoD MW2 multiplayer when you kill 25 people and wonder where your nuke is.

 

[tobyornottoby]

Things I've had:

You know you've played too much Goldeneye when you raise your hand (in gun-shape) towards any surveillance camera you spot.
You know you've played too much Zelda: Majora's Mask when you start somewhere between the 2 and 1 of a race's countdown.
You know you've used too much Photoshop when wanting to control-z while actual drawing.

I also know a girl who suffered from this:

You know you've played too much Sims when you start to see bubbles above everyone's heads.

 

[Corporal Yakob]

You know you've been playing too much Space Marine when you denounce your neighbours as Chaos scum.

 

[MasterOfHisOwnDomain]

You know you've played too much Silent Hill 2 when you describe foggy conditions as "It's like Silent Hill out there!"

 

[Catchy Slogan]

You know when you've played too much Deus Ex: Human Revolution when you miss your keys multiple times because they don't have an orange outline.

-_-;

 

[Unia]

You know you've played too much Sims when you call up a friend just to fill your social gauge.

You know you've played too much Left 4 Dead when hearing a burp makes you frantic to spot the Boomer.

 

[I-Protest-I]

You know you've played mommy and daddy too much when you become one.

Hinting at parenthood while having molest in your name, what the hell....

 

[Arkainnihx]

You know you've played too much Oblivion when you're currently playing as an alchemist and when you walk past a brightly coloured flower in real life, you hear the ingredient picked sound in your head.

True story.

 

[the.gill123]

You know you've played too much CoD when you go to aim an imaginary rocket launcher at a helicopter that is flying over head.

Or too much Assassins Creed when you are looking for the easiest way to scale a building

Or too much Guitar Hero when you see the conveyor thing every time you hear music

Or too much Fallout when you actually put bottle caps in your pocket

Or too much Total Miner when you look at a building and construct it in your head out of blocks

 

[Deadlock Radium]

You know you've been playing too much STALKER when you call everyone you see "Stalker".

You know you've been playing too much Counter-Strike when you pull out a knife in gym class to run faster.

You know you've been playing too much Counter-Strike when you yell "AGH, TEAMFLASH!" when you shower and get shampoo in your eyes.

You know you've been playing too much Counter-Strike when you are afraid to have a wank because you think the neighbour's using Wall Hack.

You know you've been playing too much Team Fortress 2 when you stack hats on your head before going out in the evening.