You know you've played too much _______ when ________

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Aerosteam

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You know you've played too much video games when you do something wrong in real life, you look for a load save file option.

You know you've played too much Pokemon when you are afraid of walking in tall grass.

You know you've played too much Half-Life when you think you can live your life without saying a single word at all.
 

Drakmorg

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You know you've been playing too much Dokapon Kingdom when you start plotting to murder your friends.
Wait no, that's just if you play any amount of Dokapon Kingdom.

You know you've been playing too much Monster Hunter when you watch Jurassic Park and start analyzing the dinosaurs for weaknesses in their movement and attack patterns.
 

kintaris

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You know you've played too much Lucasarts when your thought process for opening a can goes like this:

Look at -> Can
"Looks like a can of beans."
Open -> Can
"Nope."
Use -> Can -> Use Can with -> Rhinoceros lips
"I don't think that will work."
Give -> Can -> Give Can to -> Cat
"I don't want to give her that."
Use -> Can opener -> Use Can opener with -> Cat
"Hmmm... no."

And you interact with everything in the kitchen before you work it out.

Alternatively, you know you've played too much Fallout when you're looking for Ink Spots songs at Karaoke night.

You know you've played too much Viva Pinata when you make two squirrels run through a maze of bombs and have a sexy dance to get a baby squirrel, impatiently wait for the squirrel egg to appear and then smash them both to death with a spade when nothing happens. And then search in the entrails for sweets.
 

Xman490

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You know you've been playing too much... well, just about any game... when you hum the music of it.
 

LadyTiamat

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Aug 13, 2011
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You know when you have played too much pokemon when your confused why evolution takes too long.
 

DesiPrinceX09

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You know you've played too much assassin's creed when you start classifying your actions based on high profile and low profile; when you are walking casually it's low profile and when you run a little then it goes to high profile and you are in danger of being exposed and your notoriety may increase.
 

GideonB

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You know you've played too much stepmania when you can AAA the 26 minute long keyboard marathon file (i can pass it, not AAA it)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N-PjzKoGrM
 

Kuroneko97

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You know you've played too much Legend of Zelda when you break into peoples' houses and break their vases for money.
 

judgementbringer

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You know you've played too much Battlefield 2 when you freak out and run for cover whenever a fighter jet or a helicopter flies over.

You know you've played too much Persona 3/4 when you start thinking that your real life friendships have Ranked Up.

You know you've played too much Assassin's Creed when you look for ways to climb up every building you come across.

I'm ashamed to admit that I have done all of these.
 

exessmirror

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Apr 26, 2011
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you have played to much of *insert any game* when you start to dream about *previous mention game*
 

Roofstone

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TheRussian said:
You know you've played too much Team Fortress 2 when you want to buy every hat you see.
Do not, underestimate hats. Saxton Hale will come to you in your sleep, and awesomeify you out of existence. You go and buy those hats RIGHT now. :mad:

OT: You know you've played too much JRPGs when you wonder why the bully didn't stop to let you have your turn at hitting him.
 

ReptileDeity

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you know you've played too much Deus ex: human revolution when you try to punch through a wall looking for hidden items.

oh, another one- you know you've played too much Deus ex: human revolution when in a fight, you try to stab the your opponent with swords in your forearms :)
 

Quaxar

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Well, I just know after my hardcore Just Cause 2 phase I had a strong urge to destroy transformers. No problem in a city but there are a surprisingly lot of transformer masts in the countryside. I didn't even notice before!
 

yuniesan

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You know you've played too much Assassin's Creed when you try to climb up a 50 story building in New York
 

Johann610

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You know you've played too much Spiral Knights when you start wondering why all the fans have sparks flying out of them, and expect sparks to fly out of every electrical thing.