Recent content by Cassidy129

You want to make elephant kebab?

I push you down the stairs

Aren't you the guy who's on the ball?

I stab your overly spikey fringe into your eyes.

Aren't you the person who's seasonally aware?

In Soviet Russia, high horse sits on you.

I use it as a coaster for my Chuck Norris size Cola mug. I throw Mr Jenkins at the next poster.

In Soviet Russia, quote police doesn't prosecute me for not quoting.

The power to take on the life of anyone in any game, for my Fable II character >:) the entire discographies of your three favourites musicians/bands, or the discographies of every single musician/band?

Communism

The shard goes in my mouth and I eat it, lacerating my digestive tract. I throw Liquid Ocelot at the next poster.

I rate it at one star and laugh at you. I throw a car full of ostriches at the next poster.

would you kindly go to a Slipknot concert with a t-shirt saying "I Are Emo"

A Farewell to Arms-in my pants Nocturnal Supremacy-in my pants Some Kind Of Monster-in my pants When I Get To The Green Building-in my pants Now I Lay Thee Down-in my pants Lord Abortion-in my pants No God-in my pants (thats a damn lie!) Pictures-in my pants Eye Of The Storm-in my pants...

"moshpits are for queers."