Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)

[jebussaves88]

Inside the Actos Studio, this week with special guest, the Star Wars Kid

"It reminds me of something Alec Guiness once said to me, he pulled me aside and said "Kid, don't fuck this up for me. Don't. Fuck. this. Up"."

 

[messy]

Woah four days without a post, we need a new topic.

Not sure if its been done before (if so and you wish to change go ahead) however it should be quite an easy one to generate some new life blood into this thread.

Unlikely things to here at a video game show (oh and it's not that original the title)

"Yes here it is episode 3"

"Nope, the next ninja gaiden will only feature men characters"

"Yes I'm serious, a decent FPS on the wii"

Also please take this lightly as I'm not trying to troll (and hopefully no one else will) and it's just jokes

 

[StarbucksLover]

Not many people have replied at all and since I dont really have anything, I think a new topic.
Unlikely names for a new reality TV show

Big Sister

 

[COR 2000]

Anything and everything in this thread. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.148536]

 

[StarbucksLover]

Dancing On Fire

 

[messy]

Nick Griffin tries his hand at wife swap, with the Patels (first name I could think of, feel free to suggest better ones, I only put this because I knew a Patel once; goes teary eye'd and nostalgic) from down the road

 

[Clarkarius]

Wow no Posts nearly a month in that case...

New Topic: Bad things to say at a 'Metal' Society

PLAY 'THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES'!!!

 

[sky14kemea]

"I think we should try playing Country songs, just once in a while"

 

[RanD00M]

"Yo homie wazzup"...That would get someone killed extremely fast.

 

[Cassidy129]

"Everyone, SHUT THE HELL UP. I'm trying to remember the lyrics to that Hannah Montana song!"

"I don't think Metallica sold out."

 

[FalconOne]

Two words:

"FREE BIRD!"

 

[Cassidy129]

"moshpits are for queers."

 

[jebussaves88]

"Can you hold my baseball cap while I puke on this amp"

 

[Vor@Tan]

James Blunt is the new Metal God!! *immenant stab-fest ahoy!*
Will Young is the God-Child of Motorhead
Marylin Manson LOVES Twilight!!! ... (i bet just mentioning Twilight on it's own would be the perfect way to be murdered left, right and centre ^.0)

 

[TheSentinel]

"I say good man, I loved that new Duke Ellington piece. I wonder if they shall play it at this little sock-ho." *twirls mustache*

 

[atv_chic_18]

"Who wants to listen to the Muppets!!!?"

 

[Vor@Tan]

anyone want some Gummy Bears ^^ then we can all play with My Little Ponies and watch Pee Wee Her-ACK!!!

 

[rippedNotebooks]

[b/]NEW TOPIC: UNLIKELY NAMES FOR THE NEW FOODS AT MCDONALDS.[/b]

The McHot-Dog.

 

[NeoAC]

(Wow, what kind of weird thread necromancy is this? Oh well, might as well run with it.)

The McCoronary

 

[rippedNotebooks]

(I suppose I wanted to be quite random, hahaa!)

The McPoison

Oh, wait...surely that's already on the menu? well, i've had it plenty of times, so it must be.