Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)

[NeoAC]

Things That None of You Can Think of Any Things For

 

[jebussaves88]

Things you're mum would never say with her mouth full.

 

[Clarkarius]

Things we'd like to say to the head of the BBC

 

[thepj]

things that people, who like showodie-wodie would say

things Jimmy won't fix

 

[messy]

Things you're mum would never say with her mouth full.

Now that was just wrong on so many levels.

Ermm I think this particular round might be dead (been around about a day since the last post). So I suggest a new topic, since England qualified for the world cup (that's the football/soccer one) yesterday I propose

Things you wouldn't hear at the world cup opening ceremony

And in the starting line up for Brazil...Pele once again

And here comes those Americans who were beaten up for following soccer back home

 

[jackanderson]

It's time for the English National Anthem. The Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow!

 

[Clarkarius]

"The world cup has been cancelled and in its place: LOOK AT THE SHINY SHINY..."

[I am very much aware that half of this was a Frankie Boyle quote]

And to make things intresting this year we're using a cannon ball

 

[NeoAC]

"And listen to the cheering roar coming for the North Korean football team!"

"In my honest opinion, Brazil could really have their hands full with the team from Bahrain..."

"What you actually thought we were coming to Africa? No, really, the World Cup is being held in Sweden."

 

[messy]

"the teams have passed through the slums of south Africa, really getting to see the plight this country is in; from behind an iron barred war bus"

"Apartheid is still alive and strong in South Africa as you can see from the colour co-oridanted stadium"

 

[jebussaves88]

...and as soon as the results of Wayne Rooney's gender test come back, we can get on with the game...

 

[thepj]

and here somes the anndoran national team...

wow! listen to all those people cheering the americans!

 

[messy]

...and as soon as the results of Wayne Rooney's gender test come back, we can get on with the game...

...and as soon as the results of Wayne Rooney's species test come back, we can get on with the game...

A remarkable display from Christiano Ronaldo, only acting like a complete twat for half the match

 

[messy]

"and once again one of the cheating bastards of the Italian team have dived to the floor in a mincy cowardly display of rule breaking, what do you think Mario"

(first Italian I could think of, you've done well video games)

 

[jackanderson]

We interrupt this coverage of the 2010 World Cup for something completely different!

(Cookie for the reference)

 

[Acidwell]

We interrupt this coverage of the 2010 World Cup for something completely different!

(Cookie for the reference)

Monty Python and now for something completely different
OT: Now due to past evidence we have renamed this to the World diving Championships with high hopes for Portugal

 

[jebussaves88]

This is my last match as commentator for ITV, so I'd just like to say.... the England all female soccer team... I had every last one of them

 

[jackanderson]

And England have won on penalties!

 

[Insanum]

And on come the iraq team. I have bets that at least three of them are wearing bombs...although...

 

[messy]

you can say what you want about their fascism and racism, but the Germans play a damn good game of football

 

[NeoAC]

...and as soon as the results of Wayne Rooney's gender test come back, we can get on with the game...

That's my winner right there, absolutely perfect.

OT:"And here comes the team from Spain......oh what's that Kanye?.....The team from Malta should have been here instead?......Right, whatever you say Kanye."