Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)

[jackanderson]

How long could I punch all of the "rad" racers from DiRT 2 without getting tired?

As for the panel game, jebussaves88... sign me up!

 

[thepj]

what is the worlds most uncomfortable situation? we placed nick griffen in a room filled with black people and marriah carey in a room full of eminem fans to find out.

 

[NeoAC]

"How many booze has to be drank to make Susan Boyle look attractive?"

"How quickly can one lose $10,000,000 in Las Vegas?"

"How is Ben Affleck still getting work?"

(Oh and yeah, if you want, I can probably be a contributor to the show. I got a face made for radio though...)

 

[Mista Stevo]

If my arse was sore what was i doing last night
whos fatter john precott or dara O'Brian therez only one way to find out

 

[Kushin]

How much lego does it take to make a life-size version of Jordan's tits

 

[NeoAC]

"What is the stupidest thing I can propose to study that will get me a government grant?"

 

[Guitar Gamer]

"hmmmmmmm maybe instead of going to mars we should try to make self sustaining underwater cities"

 

[messy]

Well in an amazing turn of events the black hole machine found a Higgs Boson particle, Oh and swallowed a large proportion of Switzerland.

 

[Insanum]

"lets see how many blacks we can club to death today, Then see if we can beat that record tomorrow!"

 

[Salmaras]

If i masturbate, will this kitten die?

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Damn, copyrighted against us yankees. Friggin youtube.

 

[messy]

As you can clearly see dipping my testicles in warm gravy was enough to entice the dog

 

[jackanderson]

Well that result was conclusive, not even Chuck Norris can play Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and survive!

 

[GrinningManiac]

Can we genetically alter Kerry Katona's womb to produce food rather than children, thus solving world hunger?

 

[jebussaves88]

New Topic: Scenes that wouldn't appear in Scenes we'd like to see

Things you wouldn't hear in your own head if you were Nick Griffin

 

[jackanderson]

Things That Frankie Boyle Would Never Say

 

[Clarkarius]

Jimmy Saville (Is that spelt right?) quotes that Hugh would never say

 

[messy]

Most un politically correct statement you can think of...Frankie

Unlikely things to be said by Dara O'brien

 

[jackanderson]

Things That The Government Would Promise And Actually Deliver

 

[tomtom94]

Scenes That Wouldn't Appear in Scenes That Wouldn't Appear in Scenes We'd Like To See

Things An Amnesiac Would Never Remember