Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)

[jebussaves88]

Today, Simon, I'll be having sex with you with my eyes open.

 

[Mista Stevo]

Hello my name is Simon Cowell and today i'm going perfrom the full monty

 

[CosmicCommander]

You have been crowned the blowjob queen!

 

[messy]

"And what makes you think this is suitable for the royal variety show, in front of Prince Charles?"
"I think the Princess Diana Driving school sketch is suitable for all ages"

 

[jackanderson]

"And what makes you think this is suitable for the royal variety show, in front of Prince Charles?"
"I think the Princess Diana Driving school sketch is suitable for all ages"

Bravo, Messy! Bravo!

Next up on Britain's Got Talent, someone with actual talent!

 

[thepj]

and now for my next trick! I will teleport this small japanese girl to my basement!

 

[thepj]

and now ladies and gententelmen please welcome world renowned funny man and comedien who has had croweds rolling in the asiles from sydney to chicago: GORDEN BROWN!!! (for all the people from the UK who are on the escapist)

 

[Acidwell]

So i said to myself, so what if i dont have legs, if i want it enough i can still win strictly come dancing

 

[messy]

For my next trick I shall make your monthly payments magically consolidate into one easy to manage loan

EDIT; I rather like this topic, but it might be an idea for a new one. I personally cannot think of another one but if someone else could they have my infinite thanks

 

[tomtom94]

And now I shall turn this dying Libyan man into oil!

 

[jackanderson]

My talent... is being able to change the channel to a better programme than this shit!

At messy's request...

New Topic
Scientific Studies That Would Never Happen

 

[messy]

"will a swift kick to the testicles serve as effective birth control?"

 

[jebussaves88]

How many golf balls can I fit in this shaved chimpanzee dressed like my step-daughter?

 

[jebussaves88]

To all players
I'm piecing together ideas for a internet based quiz much along the lines of Mock the Week. Video files will be shared via instant messaging, then compiled together and edited in order to produce the finished article; a quiz show based on games.
Contestants could either film themselves, or have some kind of avatar that talks for them... I don't care, so long as it doesn't cause me more work.
Anyone interested in this potential project, please comment in brackets within this thread, but please post an answer in each post also. I very much want this quiz show idea to be a background item on this thread

 

[Mista Stevo]

How long can the average person survive watching 2 girls 1 cup without puking

 

[deleted_scifidownbeat]

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[Zombie_Fish]

How much does the average person have in relation to Mr. T?

Spoiler: May I suggest spoilers for quiz discussion?

Like the panel show group, I'd be more than willing to help, but whether or not I'll be able to is questionnable. I'm just starting my A levels and will have a lot of work on my hands so if I'm able to work round that then I'd willingly contribute to this idea of yours.

 

[thepj]

whose company can the average person stand longer without killing them? this hyperactive chimp with a tazer? or the average polytition?

 

[messy]

Well there you have it, there is nothing John Prescott won't try and sleep with

 

[thepj]

how many fruit pastels does it take to choke a kestrel?