Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)

[jackanderson]

Michael Jackson Actually Buried! Family Tell Us All To Get On With Our Lives!

 

[Clarkarius]

Prince Charles Coronation

Todays news: EVERYTHING's FINE

NO MORE WEAPONS: All countries get rid off their nuclear weapons

 

[Mista Stevo]

I shagged the pope
Labour win general election
smartest man on the planet:George Bush
I'm not the prome minister..I'm A baker

The queens mom's a MILF

 

[Acidwell]

WHERE ARE MY SHOES?

 

[StarbucksLover]

FIFA 3009 COMES OUT MILLENIUM EARLY.

 

[sky14kemea]

EVERYTHING IS OKAY!

[small]^-^ [/small]

 

[Magnatek]

Someone had to say this. Sorry in advance.

Duke Nukem Forever released! People flock to game stores!

...If I didn't say this, someone else would have.

 

[sky14kemea]

"EVERYBODY RUN! NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, JUST RUN!"

 

[Metric Monkey]

"Billy Mays alive hours before his death."
The headline above is based on a real newspaper headline. Name replaced with someone else because I can't remember who it was in the original.

 

[brainiac2]

"Average Newscasters are Self-Absorbed Bastards"

 

[tomtom94]

HELP ME I'M TRAPPED IN A NEWSPAPER FACT-

 

[Wilfy]

Serial Killer Named 'The Butt-Muncher'

 

[NeoAC]

DEMOCRACY TAKES HOLD IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

followed by

GRAND OPENING OF BAGHDAD HOOTERS HUGE SUCCESS!

 

[messy]

Episode three released! Starcraft 2 has Lan! Brutal legend features Activision CEO as a boss! Carlsberg don't do headlines but if they did they'd probably be the best headlines in the world.

Racism; are you getting enough every day?

 

[jackanderson]

"Scientists' studies show that Games do nothing too negative to our bodies or personalities. Call to retards to stop complaining and get on with your fucking lives!"

 

[Clarkarius]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!": The final words of the man who fell down the well

CAKE: IT WAS ALL A LIE...

NO MORE SIMPSONS

POKE'FLU: THE LATEST HEALTH EPIDEMIC

contact 0800-TABLOID

 

[revolverwolf]

PAGE 3 REMOVED TO MAKE MORE ROOM FOR NEWS.

 

[atv_chic_18]

THE ZOMBIES ARE HERE! PREPARE TO FIGHT BACK!
Resident Evil was just the practice run...

MARTIANS EXIST AND RESIDE IN TOM CRUISES BASEMENT MORE DETAILS IN FRIDAYS PAPER!

 

[brainiac2]

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENED TODAY