Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)

[Dr.Susse]

Students this year we are introducing a new mandatory subject Science. Different from the old one this new and fund producing subject is mainly us testing science on you.

Could K8 please report to the lab, we're going to find out at what volume bones start to leak.

 

[jackanderson]

"So, the OFSTED inspectors came around last week and we have fantastic news! Waterloo Road is now the best school in the country!"

(If anybody fancies making a different topic, go ahead)

 

[M0rp43vs]

"We had problems with funding this year so we had to make a few unscrupulous choices.
All our souls now belong to the devil. Oh it's not so bad. We just need to promote his stuff every now and then and burn in the hellfire for all eternity after.
Speaking of which...
Buy Twilight, it is the best book of all time. Don't forget to pick up the latest Justin Beiber CD. Remember Kiddies, MTV is your beeest friend"

 

[pyramid head grape]

Ok, eyes to the whiteboard children, we're all going to watch Twilight! ^^

 

[pyramid head grape]

New topic: unlikely things to hear at the cinema

 

[M0rp43vs]

"We are going to go straight to the movie and cut the half hour long string of adverts you will not be paying any attention to.

You're welcome"

 

[pyramid head grape]

"Thats not cheese on your nachos"

 

[jackanderson]

"We are offering a refund for anybody who has watched Green Lantern. We truly feel your pain, folks."

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

'Man, the signal is shit in here'.

 

[M0rp43vs]

"You. The dick blabbin on the mobile. Seat D4. Yes, you. We have our snipers tracking you. You want to tell them you'll call back. Hang up. And enjoy the music. Those red dots aren't laser pointers"

 

[jackanderson]

"If anyone thinks they're using their phone during this film, they are dead wrong. Usain Bolt is our usher and he will find you! Needless to say, don't try to run."

 

[jackanderson]

"We are sorry to announce that our scheduled screening of Transformers 3 has been cancelled in favour of something decent."

 

[Dr.Susse]

My god I wish Will Ferrel would act a little more over the top sometimes.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

It's a real shame that Dane Cook isn't in more movies.

 

[jackanderson]

"You want our popcorn? Why don't you just let us rape your tastebuds and your wallet instead?"

 

[Clarkarius]

(Wow this thread has died down a bit)

Time for a new topic?

New topic: Unlikely things for a sat nav to say

In the next 300 miles you will regret choosing BRIAN BLESSED as your voice option for this journey.

 

[M0rp43vs]

How does it feel now that you're taking orders from a machine, insect?

 

[pyramid head grape]

You have arrived at your destination. ^-^

 

[Dr.Susse]

In 300 meters please mount the curb and drive like a crazy.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Slough! Fuck off, I'm not going there.