Recent content by cheftacular

"Is that all you've got, meatbag?" = HK47 is a champ.

So I need to do a business project about any original product that has never been thought of before. I have no good ideas. It's due in a week. Help me, Escapist.

The only time I use handwriting is when I'm writing quickly and I end up connecting a few letters. Printing is a lot easier in my opinion.

"Alex, wake up, the house is on fire!" "Idunzwannagetouttabeedddd" "You're gonna DIE! We gotta go now!" "Ugghhhh..."

Just whip out your dick. That'll scare away just about anyone.

Yes, yes, crazy laws, just like in Connecticut you can get charged for pronouncing Connecticut "Konnect-ick-ut"..

I'm 6'4", and I'm tired of people meeting me and saying "So, you're pretty tall," and not even going anywhere with it. Like, geez, at least ask how the weather is up here.

Default weapon? The drill in Bioshock 2. Non-default? The MIRV in Fallout 3.

My brother's buying it so I'll just mooch it off him. If he wasn't, though, I'd probably live my whole life without playing Reach. I just don't see the appeal, same as with Black Ops. There's just too many sequels, and too many of them have been crappy.

Uhh... The... Church? There's a bunch (about 12) houses around an intersection, and there's a massive church right in the middle of town. That's all there is.

I played Viva Pinata with my brother! The genre I'm stuck in is... Party? Argh!

I don't think you can patent Christie Brinkley, unfortunately.

Actually has a tiny head with huge eyes and blue hair.

Is a psychopath.

That's hilarious. It's be great if the shape of the girlfriend was influenced by what you're buying, eg, a chocolate bar gets you a fat girl and a Total Gym gets you Christie Brinkley.