Recent content by Ciarog

Biafra tried that. It went... poorly.

There were (officially) six manned flights to the moon. I don't think I've ever met a moon landing conspiracy theorist who didn't think that at least one of them was genuine.

And here I thought every single onion in the world was grown in Vidalia, Georgia...

Nigerian official: greedy marks as guilty as 419 scammers Have you, or anyone you know, ever fallen for a Nigerian 419 scam? If so, you deserve to be jailed just as much as the scammers, according to Nigerian high commissioner Sunday Olu Agbi. Just stop being so greedy so Nigeria can restore...

Half-black, and raised by a gaggle of rich white liberal women. ;)

And written in fermented pokeberry juice. Cannabis is the number 1 cash crop of Kentucky and Pickens County, Georgia (no proof for the latter but I would be surprised if it wasn't).

Still in the works for me. Waiting for the zombie RP to die and other RPs to be played out. Problem is that all the computer I'm using has a rather nasty virus on it and the backup computer (also the one with the better notes on its drive) is currently in a box in the basement. Should have...

As a rule of thumb I refrain from writing about anything that I can't put into graph form, so I'll instead regurgitate a poem from one of my favourite poets, writing a eulogy for another one of my favourite poets. In Memory of W.B. Yeats I He disappeared in the dead of winter: The...

Ironic. Our bootleggers seem to prefer 2 litter bottles, 16 gram bags and 7.62mm rifles. :P

That's actually a pretty handy unit for describing anything done with the aid of a mule or horse. Likewise, rods are also a great unit for conversion to metric; almost exactly 5 metres. Can't understand why we stopped teaching them.

Eh, lot of freed Russian and Polish soldiers quickly found themselves in gulags.

lol homonym The Principality of Andorra never took part in the Versailles Peace Treaty, signing a seperate peace with the Kaiser's government in 1957. The city-states of Athens and Sparta didn't sign a peace treaty until 1994.

I play banjo when I'm really bored. No good at it though.

I'm quite old-fashioned, and neither a nationalist nor a socialist. So...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQCzc7BlGyk This. Definately this. :)