Recent content by cmdrmonkey

The Half-Life games were revolutionary and massively influential. They laid the groundwork for all modern shooters. I think most of you guys are just too young and played them too late to really understand.

Titanfall is actually fun, and a refreshing change of pace from the endless Call of Duty and Battlefield sequels and clones. And nitpicking about the tacked on story no one pays attention to anyway is kind of missing the whole point. And they ditched the single player because no one plays the...

At that price get an off-lease Thinkpad or Latitude and fix it up.

The games in this bundle are so "meh" I think I'd rather spend my dollar on a coke honestly.

Nintendo has blown goats for the better part of two decades now. All they do is recycle tired ideas from their glory days in the late 80s and early 90s. The SNES was the last really good console they produced. Everything since then has been varying degrees of shit. Let's see... N64: used...

I finally got around to playing this... This game gets an A+ for effort, but a D for execution. The idea for a parkour simulator is really unique, and I loved the art direction. But the controls are horrible and the level design is downright sadistic. Still, I would love to see a more...

I've always played as a soldier in the Mass Effect games. The squadmate AI is pretty lousy at combat. The squadmates are mostly useful as specialists. I use them if I need a hacker or a boss requires some special biotic ability, that kind of thing.

The ending was a bit lame, but it was nothing to have a crybaby meltdown over. Plenty of other highly regarded games have equally bad or worse endings. Bioshock, Deus Ex Human Revolution, and Fallout 3 prior to the expansions all come to mind. Even the venerable Half-Life 2 had an ending that...

They aren't really bad guys, more like anti-heroes. You're assassinating bad people. In the world of the Elder Scrolls, it seems like you have to be a gigantic douche to have someone turn the Dark Brotherhood on you. Also, they share a common objective with the Stormcloaks, but I'll let you...

The Dark Brotherhood gives you a fuckton of money. Just one of their quests gives you 20,000 gold. It sounds like Yahtzee enjoyed Skyrim in his own whiney, bitchy little way.

Unrecognized homosexuality is one of the main causes of ED in young men. My views are hardly ignorant.

Really? I don't have this problem. I masturbate to porn at least two or three times a day and still have no trouble getting it up with my girlfriend. Maybe I'm just a sexual Tyrannosaurus. I think if I went without porn, I'd probably have to rape someone, because I'm just that horny...

Are you gay? Maybe you're really gay and that's the problem. Or is she just fat and nasty? Something is up if you're this young and you can't get it up. Either you're not attracted to her or you're not attracted to women in general. There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have a lot of...

What's his deal with multiplayer anyway? Does he not have any friends? Is he just a total n00b? I get the impression he's terrible at shooters from his reviews.

Absolutely no one buys Battlefield games for the single player. You're probably the only person on the planet who even played it Yahtzee. Review the multiplayer or just don't bother. This is like reviewing Counter-Strike and saying it's no fun to play offline with bots.