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    LoadingReadyRun: Socially Awkward

    Matt definitely shoulda been Myspace.
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    Trailers: XCOM - Gameplay Trailer

    Yeah yeah yeah it's not XCOM. Surprise surprise. On the actual merits of this walkthrough; I wasn't expecting this. The game oozes Mass Effect, which is fine, honestly, it looks great. But I was thinking, from the trailers, it would be more of a survival horror. Just the Aliens themselves...
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    To what degree does this list apply to you?

    1. I've transcended gender. 2. Old as time itself. 3. Procreation is asexual. 4. There was no maturing or growth. I have always been. 5. I have an intelligence equal to all of the information used on planet earth multiplied by the number of times people forget important facts. 6. I...
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    Least Favorite Album Of Your Favorite Artist

    You sir are correct. Have a cookie. Ot; Porch Life by Big D is just silly compared to the rest of their music. I'm fairly certain it was a joke.
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    Worst Fan Base Out There

    No. Just...No. Your Avatar is Australian, so you aren't aloud to say that. SO DECLARES I Anyway, to sum things up, I'm stuck between the Naruto and CoD fanbases, both are fairly aggravating.
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    So, wait, what does this mean?

    Sorry for being a tad ignorant on the subject, but I've heard a lot about the Brown Vs. ECA, and wonder what this actually means for me. I live in California, am under 18, and thus far unable to purchase Mature videogames. Does this now mean I can? Or are the restrictions a policy with the...
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    USA health system... umm... what the hell?!

    The Republican health care policy is something along the lines of "just don't get sick". GENIUS! I LOVE AMERICA.
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    Most Beautiful Video Game Location?

    Might have been mentioned, but the Spanish Blacklight place in Psychonauts is just amazingly stylized. Pretty much that whole game is.
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    When did Call of Duty become an insult to gamers?

    I don't think I can agree. I'll see a news report of some variety (...fox...) on the topic of games, and they almost always use footage of CoD unless they are talking of a specific game. And I'm ASHAMED of it. We have amazingly beautiful, compelling, and artistic games, and yet what we are known...
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    Poll: Which Fallout faction is best for humanity?

    Some kind of organization which operates like east coast Brotherhood, and outside of that individually governed communities. Basically how it works without all those big powers meddling.
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    420: What are you doing to celebrate it?

    I saw "chocolate" and"cannabis" and got very excited. Anyway, I've shmoked quite a lot today and hope to continue to do so. Also I may have partaken in a pot muffin laced with ecstasy.
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    Poll: Most Controversial Opinion Show?

    Here on the escapist we have quite a large abundance of people with opinions. Our articles are some of the most radical (especially back when it first started) and advanced in the business. This seeps through to our shows, and some of them make fairly controversial statements. Who do you think...
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    Poll: Weed - Legal or Illegal?

    I'm for smoking weed. Why? Cause I like getting high. Straight up. In fact, I have a plan for a wake-and-bake tomorrow morning, and am totes stoked.
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    Most recent Facebook update. Go

    My last post? "My dishwasher smells like booze..." I had thrown an epic party if that isn't clear :]
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    Poll: Who WEARS wrist watches anymore?

    I wear a touch screen watch which has all sorts of fun doodads with it. OT: Love Dresden Codak and your avatar.