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    Big Bang Theory star calls Frozen sexist

    This man This man speaks the truth, website filled with the ostensible capability of assitance when it comes to spinning headlines in the favor of making my job easier. I mean, the only reason there are issues is because people talk about them: so obviously, if we stop talking about it, it...
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    8 RTS Games That Will Keep You Clicking

    EDIT: Why is the Corbe Retort commenting on the devil's product of macro-murder, micromanaging simulation? It is entirely unlikely to be a problem related to being an alternate account. Retreat! Also, it is obviously clear which one of these games hold the ideals of THIS reporter. The...
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    BREAKING: S. Truett Cathy Rises From the Dead

    And here we have an example of someone taking an old, upright man and making him turn in his grave: literally. Ever since that message I knew you might do something brash, but digging up old Cathy? This is cold, even for you. We all knew Tacos were good at scooping up a random assortment of...
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    [CAUTION: FACTS] RETORT: Earth 2,000 Years Old, Dinosaur Confirms - Update

    <a href=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1kqqMXWEFs>RETORT: Earth confirmed to be 2,000 years old after new Dinosaur Discovery Dinosaur bones found within the Pyramids reveal further evidence supporting previous theory. UPDATE: Following a number of comments made by <a...
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    REPORT: US to Nuke Moon For Real This Time

    The moon? Really? Is this where we are? This is just a red herring to cover up Obama's true origin. The truth is out there people.
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    BROKEN NEWS: New Study Claims 62% of Gamers are Actually Dolphins

    If by "borrowing" you mean "taking back the stifled and chokéd tablet of journalistic integrity." I reached out to this tortilla-toting travesty. I doubt he has the cahones.
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    BROKEN NEWS: New Study Claims 62% of Gamers are Actually Dolphins

    New Study Shows 62% of Gamers are Dolphins In light of a new discovery found by the famous <a href=http://www.northernlightsiceland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Flood-plain-turf-houses.jpg>Icelandic University of Marine Electro-interactive Sociology and Sciences, anthro-gendered...