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    Things That Inexplicably Soothe You

    The sound of drums, the screams of women, men and children, the smell of fresh blood, burning flesh, leather and wood and the feeling of cold steel in my hand. Seriously though: Sometimes weirdly enough throbbing basses and dissonant music. Not always, mind you. But sometimes music you would...
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    Feed Dump: The Return of Evil Alex

    Missed Opportunity there: Paul and Kathleen are is dressed like a vikings. Who are is thoseat vikings? It is Paul and Kathleen! That was my favourite segment, dammit! I want, nay DEMAND, a reboot!
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    Feed Dump: Crafting with Skeletons

    Why would you use toddler skulls for decoration? They are so small and way too soft. And there's no challange getting them! Heavyweight boxing champion's skull is where it's at. Step up you game, Kathleen. I like the lipstick, though. Where's the point in buying a town, when you don't get the...
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    Feed Dump: The Biggest, Blackest Dump

    Wouldn't a ventablack ninjasuit be counterproductive? You know: you would seem like a pretty obvious dark void sticking out in the darkness around you. That being said: Yeah, I want one...... As for the mayor: Yeah, I'd reelect that guy.
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    Germans May Ditch Email for Typewriters to Foil NSA

    You are right on this one. They are basicly the slightly "conservative party" (rightwingish center) to the social democrats leftish-center ideology. Commonly these two are made out to be the main opponents in elections, though fucked if I know the difference between them at this point. The only...
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    EA: Dungeon Keeper Failed by "Innovating Too Much"

    (I mean 6m23s to 7m, in case the start and stop point don't work) Okay, I'm pretty sure with they mean they innovated in monetization and marketing, rather than gameplay. Because those drones don't understand how to talk about anything else bt monetization and marketing. But even then it is a...
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    Feed Dump: Idiot Loses Election to Robot

    Great one. The newby was left broken and the stinger was amazing. This is what you want from a Feed Dump. Also: Well, a pox upon you as well, Kathleen! May Grandfather Nurgle bless you with his maganimous gifts.
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    (NSFW) Assassin's Creed: Unisexity

    That doesn't make the issue that much better. First of: AC is one of Ubisofts most profitable franchises and the coop feature was prominently featured in marketing. If you don't want to criticise them on not putting this option in than you can criticise them on being cheap bastards. We are not...
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    (NSFW) Assassin's Creed: Unisexity

    The problem many had was not primarily that the protagonist was male or that you couldn't choose his sex, but that you weren't able to chose a female avatar for the coop-characters, which is basicly just a throw away entourage for the protagonist anyways. And I find this sad really, especially...
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    Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War Gets Series-Wide Multiplayer Overhaul

    Nice to see, when developers still care. Not that you couldn't work around it, but these are great games. Saving the Multiplayer is a great move on their part.
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    Zero Punctuation: Tesla Effect: A Tex Murphy Adventure

    Mostly because ingame graphics were incapable of rendering somewhat believable human interactions back then. It also gave gave the possibility for so much great cheese. May I introduce you to Holt? *slap* COMMISSAR Holt! The only thing is, that cheese was the main draw of these things...
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    Do you think modern games underestimate the intelligence of their players?

    I think you might want to rewatch the video and rethink wether the creator really thought it was a Skyrim joke. Becaus I think you might have missed a joke here. OT: I can understand why they would put in easy puzzles, as not everyone is good at them or even likes them. Broadening the...
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    The Perfect Man

    The lies of the false emperor's lakeys mean nothing to me. I'm more worried, that my Lord, the Changer of Ways, might find displeasure in me embracing Slaanesh with a group of Hrud. I'm not yet planning to be reduced to spawnhood.
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    The Perfect Man

    His arm lenghts and hand size as well as the general body proportions (head nonwithstanding) kinda remined me of the Hrud. I've yet to decide wether that's good or not.
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    Feed Dump: The Sweet Smell of Theft

    I like that /r/gyros exists. As time of writing it it consists in its entirety of one photo of gyros from a year ago and one person referencing this show. Paul, you should be Graham more often. Feed Dump needs more Paul in general.