Recent content by cricketlenny

Eff! I just played Silent Hill 2. Guess im screwed.

Note: Try not to base it too much off of existing games. You are a god after all, be original!

Lets just say, for now, that you are a video game god! You can create any kind of game you want at will. A JRPG about a duck. An FPS where your character has no feet. A paint drying simulator. While these are horrible examples, you can probably make something much better! Tell us what the best...

bad things can be fun. Take for example The Room. Its a movie that is so bad that it is funny how bad it is. It was fun to watch. So if a game is so bad its funny, then it could work.

When I was facing 2 Pyramid Heads in Silent Hill, it was an "Oh shit, this aint good!" moment. I figured I was going to die, so I brought out The Great Knife, the 6 foot sword Pyramid Head usually uses, and just started swinging it around. But then something weird happened. It was actually...

Fiercy Deity Link from Majoras Mask... Well, im screwed.

So I read The Shining most recently, I played Silent Hill 2, and I watched Marble Hornets. So that means Im in a haunted hotel, in silent hill, and im gonna be chased by either jack nicholson, pyramid head, or the slender man. I might as well just kill myself now, cause I am so screwed!

The Fierce Deity Mask from Majora's Mask. They dont stand a chance.

I dont see El Shaddai on this list. Figures, everyone is too rapped up in sequel excitement to give any new creative games a chance.

Valve has actually been releasing amazing things constantly, and the only reason for Episode 3's delay is that they are developing the Source 2 engine. Its just a rumor, but it sounds like a darn good reason to keep a game from us this long.

I cant give you money, love, power, or fame. But I can tell you something. I am one of you. The only difference is I am made of metal. So if you say no to this next question, then it would only make sense to free me. Would you put a human in here under the same conditions?

Your german civilization vs my guy in gmod. I dont care how many weapons or armys you have, i can spawn zombies and dynamite, fly through the air or anything else, and just delete anything i dont like. sorry, i win

In saints row 2, i tried to take out my shotgun to kill a boss, but instead i accidentally took out my rpg, hit a car next to the boss, and instantly killed him and won the mission. Quickest boss fight ever for me.

invisible boundaries. i know that levels cant stretch on forever, but if im going to get to the edge, either make it a bottomless cliff, or a 50 ft wall made of diamonds so i cant break it down, cause if i see another 2 foot ledge or it just plain stops me, i will break.... stuff. thats...

The Glave in Dark Sector. Its an effing razor sharp boomerang that i cant control in midair slomo, make it explode with fire or electricity, no ammo needed for it, and it always comes back to me. Beats any old shotgun.