Recent content by CriticallyAcclaimed

Ever the pessimist as I am, once confronted with the overwhelming praise Avatar has been receiving I found myself having to find something to the contrary. And it wasn't hard. Claiming a spoiler alert here isn't necessary because everything I'm about to say is made clear in the trailer for the...

The swine flu. Ooooooooooooooooooooohh the swine flu

Oh those crafty swine, thinkin they're people

Tomb Raider 2 I have no idea how that happened.

3) remember Donkey Kong 64 from back in the day? Remember when you had to play those damnable retro arcade games? Those things ruined my childhood. 2) the sequence in Dead Space where you shoot those friggin asteroids. Those ruined my 7-day rental period. 1) "One Shot One Kill" in CoD4...

You don't know this, but I'm standing right behind you. Unfortunately, once you read this it will no longer be something you don't know and therefor rendered false so I will no longer be standing behind you.

I would eat all of my cookies before I ate dinner, thus utterly ruining my appetite. Then light things on fire. Then sleep. Repeat. Also, I wouldn't go insane because I'm already insane. Joke's on you, intellectuals.

Upon asking several medical physicians, I have learned that video games are an option of treatment for a disease known as boredom. Those and movies and stuff.

Name: Creeper Weapon: Any form of improvised shank Appearance: White mask with no mouth or nose holes, a suit, always hums to himself. If you see him, you will defecate all over yourself. Backstory: Nobody really knows who Creeper really is, but it is suspected he was a lawyer by the...

it's always nice to have a story in a game, but frankly i just want to shoot things. Just for an example thats already all over these forums, looks at Modern Warfare 2. I've never found CoD to be anything above an average game, but I do appreciate the small cutscenes in between levels just long...

Deep and utter contempt. That seems fairly opposite to me.

I've used the terms "HP", "MedKit", and "Level [Insert a Number Here]" several times in completely non-game related conversations. This was not in public but my cousin once began arguing that Master Cheif's name was only "Cheif" and there was no 'master'. It lead to me and him in a full-out...

Snow Moose Being America's hat

this situation is very simple to fix, all you need is some flammable liquid, a small torch or match, and a chainsaw. Problem solved.

I can breathe through my mouth and nose at the same time.