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"Just because you're doing it 'ironically,' doesn't mean people aren't going to jerk off to it." - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

As far as the picture goes, yeah, it's a bit lazy. It doesn't bother me, because I never would've even known it was a stock image if I'd not seen it. Here's my thing. I'm seventeen, and I've taken half a PhotoShop class... I could make something like this in an hour or so, maybe less... How...

This sounds like an interesting way to review. As a proponent, of making things into graphs, I say go for it. Also, props for the shout-out to XKCD.

I really, really want this to work. If we can bring back mammoths, what's next? Sabre-Toothed Cats? Megalodon Sharks? Maybe even, in my wildest dreams, a Tyrannosaurus rex? The sky is the limit! This is freaking awesome! Oh, science, you never cease to amaze!

You know, if they wanted to just not extend her an invitation, that would be one thing, but this is just not kosher. Shame on you, Activision. Uninviting people to anything is just plain low-class.

This just in! Annoying man claims video games damage kids! No one cares!

I have mixed feelings about Anonymous. I don't love them; I don't hate them. But, I think this is really cool. Bravo, guys!

I'm every bit as inclined to not play the multiplayer as I was before, but I don't think a lot of non-fans get why the raging is happening. We're afraid that a nonessential and mediocre multiplayer mode is going to pull resources away from making a carefully crafted and enjoyable single player...

I respect his contributions to the field of computer science, and I still think the world would be a more unpleasant place to live for Jobs's absence, but... Wow, what a douche. The more I learn about Jobs's personal life, the more I dislike him on a personal level.

I'm one of the few members of that young-generation target demographic who is really quite indifferent to these movies. I don't have a hatred for them, but I don't really love them either. I think the reason for this is largely due to the fan base. It's one of those things where the fans can...

iOS is coming into its own as a gaming platform and should definitely be considered a force to be reckoned with in the near future... and, to be honest, that really frightens me. I hate the idea of having to play games on a touch screen. It works really well for some control schemes, but I can't...

Maybe it's just me, but I love this guy. It is really rare that I see actual acts of unfiltered human decency, and this is one of them. I think he's got a long way to go before he could ever be anything close to an actual vigilante, but, hey, gotta start somewhere, right? The point is, his...

Maybe I'm the only person on earth who thinks this, but I actually don't hate Marcus Fenix. Yahtzee's rhetoric in this article shows Marcus as nothing as growling and impotent, but telling the same story, but with different rhetoric shows a completely different character I see Marcus as...

This news upsets me. The Mass Effect games are some of my favorites... you better not rape this series, guys. Seriously, you better not screw this up.

Oh, mercy... Why do I get the feeling Fox News is going to be blaming this on Bulletstorm by tomorrow morning?