Recent content by Cuacuani

I remember playing Carmageddon as a teenager and thinking the Cunning Stunt bonus was the finest piece of wordplay I'd ever seen. Time to strap on those rose-tinted glasses and take a drive down Nostalgia Lane (along the pavement, at high speed).

YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT On Topic: Four Lions has to be my favourite. Just...wow.

It's traditional amongst my friendship group to put a tenner on the Grand National. Usually ends up with all of us ten quid down and screaming obsceneties at the telly. Last year though, one of my friends had a new girlfriend, who chewed his ear off about him wasting a tenner on the horses. As...

The Darkness is good daft fun. It's got that brilliantly camp 90's gritty thing going on, but it's actually quite good.

Page 2 and no-one has cracked an Adele joke? I'm not sure if I'm upset or impressed.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

A few years ago, I saw Daniel Kitson do a show about getting over the death of his aunt, who had suffered from Downs Syndrome. It was honestly the funniest thing I've ever seen, despite the subject matter being probably the least funny thing imaginable. 'If I see a Diem, it is getting Carpe'd.'

Tool. The worst part is a few of my mates really love Tool and so I quite often get played 'this one track that will totally change your opinion and make you utterly love Tool'. It never does.

When Snake smokes, I smoke. Hideo Kojima gave me lung cancer.

Grandfather Nurgle loves me. That's why he gave me these pustules.

There I was worrying about the latest price hike. Seems like I was getting more for my money than I knew.

Twilight Imperium has a new spin-off coming out, based on the old Dune game (basically, FFG bought the rights to the game but couldn't get the Dune license and so replaced it with the TI setting). So now you can play without having to give up a month of your time!

Cheers, I'll check that out.

Marvel 1602 is really good, but you probably want to be familiar with the Marvel Universe before you read a re-imagining of it. I'd reccomend Ultimate Fantastic Four - it's the Fantastic Four, but it doesn't suck (I don't understand how they managed it, either).

Agreed, most of the conflicts were short interventions/peace-keeping efforts rather than protracted campaigns. I suppose that inbetween the end of the Cold War and the start of the War Against Terror, the nineties seem calmer. Also, like I said, the late nineties seem to have been calmer and...