Recent content by DaGoomba

I'm sorry, I haven't watched/read/listened to the news for a long time, but did I miss the story where adoption was no longer a viable option in Pennsylvania? Or where cinderblocks are an acceptable form of population control? No? Well, I can now honestly say that I'm disgusted by this prick's...

http://youtu.be/88NDv66G0gI One of the best parts of the game.

It was exactly what I thought it would be. The game is the bastard child of several developers and the gameplay proves it. Back in the day, when I thought of Duke Nukem, I thought of a fun FPS with action movie parodies and crude humor mixed in. This game(if you can still call it that) is...

I can't say I remember ever seeing her posts on the forums. You have my condolences nonetheless. I suggest that everyone raise their glass in remembrance.

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=27 This explains EVERYTHING. Smash Bros. has NEVER required skill of any kind.

Oh shit, what did I do last night?!

Insidious is supposed to be really good. Apparently it's supposed to be Paranormal Activity with elements of The Blair Witch Project mixed in.

Haters gonna hate and then get reamed by the higher-ups.

I'm sure Yahtzee is feeling all warm and fuzzy over this.

Final Fantasy X-2. I am a huge fan of Final Fantasy X. (In my opinion, one of the BEST games for PS2) After beating the game, I decided to give Final Fantasy X-2 a try. BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER. In less that an hour, all the fun I had in FFX was reduced to the level of riding the town bicycle...

Dead Space 2 Collector's Edition. I spent 80 bucks for a postcard, a soundtrack, a hunk of plastic with lights (Plasma Cutter), the Rivet Gun (even fully upgraded it still sucked ass), Zealot Suit and Force Gun ((which is only slightly better than the starter suit) seriously, for collector's...

That picture is made of win.

Mesa, AZ. A big, cozy place where there's absolutely nothing to do!

I loled for like 20 minutes

Final Fantasy X-2. Square Enix took a perfectly good story and shat all over it with a god-awful sequel. That owl ain't gettin' me, I've got a spork!