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    Escape to the Movies: The Expendables

    I understand his review of the film, but I can't help but feel that 9/10's of his rage about this film was due to it coming in first at the box office while Scott Pilgrim came in 5th. I think this because I feel that way myself about it.
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    Zero Punctuation: Split Second: Velocity

    I feel Yahtzee's pain with this game. You reach excessive boredom quite quickly when you realize you're playing the same tracks over and over. My biggest hassle though was how loud the game is. Sure, you can turn it down, but its just constant noise pollution.
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    Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

    Well, I don't normally comment on the reviews but that was amazingly clever Yahtzee, nice job and I agree wholeheartedly with the review, it wasn't a great game.
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    Zero Punctuation: Webcomics

    I get the general impression that Yahtzee doesn't like Web Comics all that much, but its OK because I'm with him on that. Also, its always fun to see who gets banned first in here for shouting first post. (Don't those guys ever learn?)
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    Zero Punctuation: Metal Gear Solid 4

    I asked but you didn't say, it was the tee shirt ad wasn't it?
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    Zero Punctuation: Metal Gear Solid 4

    Oh my, now you've lost me, there were quite a few URLs to be had. Did you mean the tee shirt ads? I'll have to buy me one of those. ;)
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    Zero Punctuation: Metal Gear Solid 4

    Bah, they're interesting and a far better ad idea than having to click an X during the opening music was.
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    Zero Punctuation: Metal Gear Solid 4

    Awesome review as always, I quite agree about the endless dialog issue. Search for traps Pooky. Perhaps the Unforgotten Realms guys should have written MGS4. ;)
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    Dropping Dead!

    Well, it did freak me out for sure, I've never seen anyone die in person and to have it happen so suddenly and right next to me almost made me wet myself.
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    Dropping Dead!

    So, its another rainy day in Cincinnati, I'm sitting at the Dermatologist's office preparing to start my first round of photo therapy to help with my psoriasis when this older couple came in. It was obvious that they were in the 60ish range of age and the older man looked like he was in the last...
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    Branston Pickle, an American taste test

    This has nothing to do with Sucking up, it's simply an off topic review of a food that not many Americans have tried.
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    Branston Pickle, an American taste test

    Being that my local Krogers has a world foods section, I decided today that I would attempt to partake at Yahtzee's approval of the infamous Branston Pickle. Browsing through the world foods section, I finally made it to the English Foods section which is situated right next to the Irish foods...
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    Zero Punctuation: Burnout: Paradise

    HA! Breaks Flow! Dammit Yahtzee, I was taking a drink when you said that and I sqirted it all over my monitor.
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    Zero Punctuation: Call of Duty 4

    Hell YA! ...and it was well worth it, if just for the animosity. ;) What can I say, he hit everything on the money as per the usual which just goes to say that there is still no other reviewer I trust more than Yahtzee, he tells it like it is and pulls no bloody punches.
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    Poll: Final Fantasy VII - Why is it so popular?

    I have no bloody idea why it's so popular, not because I haven't played it, but because I didn't enjoy it. I just feel it lacks the kind of substance that made the earlier FF games what they were.