Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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Best review ever. That was glorious. I didn't think that he'd be able to keep it up for the whole review - rhyming in English is hard.
And looking back he's right. That entire review, content-wise, was nothing new. More of the same "linear, levels are all brown and gary, side missions are jokes, plot is lame and thin, characters are not sympathetic, shooting is kind of fun but the system is flawed" review that we hear every time a new FPS comes out.
Good call on the lymmerick form.
And looking back he's right. That entire review, content-wise, was nothing new. More of the same "linear, levels are all brown and gary, side missions are jokes, plot is lame and thin, characters are not sympathetic, shooting is kind of fun but the system is flawed" review that we hear every time a new FPS comes out.
Good call on the lymmerick form.
Boogaloo boogaloo
Yahtzee's a genius and
now I'll extrapolate
On his review
With double dactyls my
Unintelligible
Comments might score me
4 stars, 3 or 2.
Some of you utterly
Miss the whole point of the
Scheme that he's using for
Humour and fun
Much as you'll probably
Fail to interpret the
Double-dactylian
Rhyme that I've spun.
Yahtzee's a genius and
now I'll extrapolate
On his review
With double dactyls my
Unintelligible
Comments might score me
4 stars, 3 or 2.
Some of you utterly
Miss the whole point of the
Scheme that he's using for
Humour and fun
Much as you'll probably
Fail to interpret the
Double-dactylian
Rhyme that I've spun.
Now that was something I haven´t seen before. *Insert fanfare* New experience acquired!
Everyday comes with new surprises. Thanks for this.
Everyday comes with new surprises. Thanks for this.
That was amazing. I literally sat with my jaw dropped as it continued to rhyme the entire time!
You can cure that with a slice of limeStonkingGreat said:
Only costs you a dime
Because a man in his prime
Shouldn't be seen jaw wide open, dripping slime.
It would be a crime.
RHYME RHYME RHYME RHYME RHYME
Great job, Yahtzee. Making a good limerick is hard, but making an entire review out of them would be orders of magnitude worse. Good show!
I was laughing hysterically throughout the entire review. Very nicely done, mate!
That being said.... I understand the need of having to rhyme with this review, but did you really have to close on a numerical review?
That being said.... I understand the need of having to rhyme with this review, but did you really have to close on a numerical review?