Recent content by DarkLunarian

Peasant-powered internet! And yeah. I'm a DM, i know the smile. My players fear it even more than a Kender saying "oops."

Okay, yeah, i know this is a dead thread, but really? REALLY? Take the 10 ft pole out of your asses and just laugh at it. It was supposed to be funny. There are no rules for momentum, correct, so it obviously wouldn't work in the RAW, and its so illogical that no DM would allow it anyway. It's...

Not a videogame, but definitely gamer. The sound of your DM chuckling and flipping through notes after someone rolls a natural 1.