Recent content by Darmort

"Apple is the greatest company in the world because they invented computers and phones." "Windows is the devil because they make Microsoft." "If I ever fight in a war, I want to fight with America because they've got nukes!" "Beer makes you pregnant." "Film companies don't make very...

Go back to 1998 and find a game called Chaos Gate. It was notorious for not running on anything but a computer blessed by Cthulhu, was buggy as all hell and half of the time did the dick manoeuvre on you, however as a turn by turn roleplay/strategy game it was damned awesome for what it was...

It. Does. Not. Explode. What instead happens is a rather small implosion that sprays blood out of the target body, and sparks off of armour. It isn't the gut wrenching, flesh-tearing, bone crunching explosion that has been described to me in almost every other piece of 40k fiction...

Okay, fine. Whatever. The game isn't new, and I don't care. Sometimes, I look back over my Steam Account and I look at a game I enjoyed somewhat, and then I just write about it. So, I'm writing about Space Marine. In other news, expect explicit content, so watch your eyes. Space...

The one time I was battling the Champion in Pokemon Pearl, I was down to my last Pokemon who happened to be weak against like two or three of the moves her last Pokemon could use, and didn't know which was faster, mine or hers, while challenging myself with a limit of 3 L50 Pokemon. I was so...

Damn I love you. I don't care who you are. I love you. Just needed to say that. Okay, so a writer admits that she doesn't like playing video games because she can't play them? Would people just think about this for a second? Play a game you suck at. Doesn't matter which one provided...

Agreed. And fear was pretty much the alpha male of dicking you over considering the 2nd Ed rules system.

Wait, the Daily Mail showed restraint? Impressive. Maybe next time they can tell the truth. You're more likely to find the parents of the teenagers in the riots are helping in the riots themselves... :(

Aron Maiden Scizor Sisters Hellz yeah, and oh dear lord why did I even think of that?!

Darwin Award, maybe? Driving, while drunk, while there's snow? Darwin Award. Although I might laugh a bit, I'd give my sympathies and hope they get better but regretfully say I have bugger all cash. Then tell my friends. Their stupidity caused it.

Dragon Age 2. That's it. That's really all that I'm actually interested in this year, which has been more than the last three years where I haven't been bothered by release dates quite so much.

Unfortunately so, I guess. I usually look into such topics and make a sarcastic and light-hearted remark, should the situation require... But on topic... Colds. No. Really. Colds. I've had one since Christmas Eve and the bastard refuses to bugger off, hanging over me like some kind...

A Beaver A Chipmunk A Mouse A Squirrel And a Shrew Together they are; THE RODENT FIRING SQUAD. Rodenty wrath! Rodenty wrath!

I prefer Halo: Reach. Honestly, the singleplayer's more fun and compelling. And slightly cinematic. Black Ops just.. Ehh... the multiplayer is just broken. You can buy everything you want right from the start. Except guns. You have to unlock those before you can buy them. Oh, and we...

It's very possible that people choose to be gay because they're tired of the other sex or quite simply because they want to experiment. Not all people choose of course, some people are just uncomfortable with who they are and when they find out they're gay, and accept it, then they become...