Ok, I really, REALLY need to rant...

[The Geek Lord]

Oh god. I have to rant about it again.

Okay, I got this. I'm gonna switch on Vinnie Moore music. I'm going to rock out and do this. I'm keeping my pants on, though.

Bandai. Fucking. Namco. Of America.

First, allow me to praise and practically worship Atlus and Nippon Ichi Software's US branches for realizing that, while some of their games might not sell as well as other, less deserving titles (not going to name anything), they at least try to get every game they can out here. Fuck, I think NIS DID, as a matter of fact. Atlus was unfortunate enough to run into the same problem that caused Goemon to cease existance in the US: Sony being a bunch of graphics whoring dicks.

But at least Atlus tried, Bamco. Seriously, you guys look around hard enough, you'll see more than a few people imported Radiant Mythology 2. Because you're not going to release it here. Because one fucking game didn't sell well. Vesperia didn't sell as well as Symphonia... You're point being? You only released the fucking 360 version. I don't own a PS3, but a fuckton of JRPG fans do.

Oh, but Bamco, don't think the Tales series is the only thing you fucked up on.

WHERE THE FUCKING FUCK IS MY GUNDAM.​

Maybe if you guys didn't miserably fail at life marketing and advertising you could have figured something out: teenagers are fucking stupid and enjoy stupid bullshit.

Here's how you should've done it.
Gundam Wing -> Endless Waltz -> Gundam SEED -> Everything else

You don't need the fucking HELP OF KYOJIIIII to figure this shit out. But THE HELP OF KYOJIIIII might do my mental stability good, because then I'd get to shoot you fucks for hours on end and you'd just keep being not-dead.

Why the FUCKING FUCK is it that I have to FUCKING import Gundam Vs. Gundam Next Plus? Oh, right, because you won't let somebody FUCKING COMPETENT, like say, FUCKING CAPCOM, THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THE FUCKING GAME do the FUCKING translation.

God. You FUCKS. Learn to be FUCKING useful to society.

 

[Taxicab Samurai]

Everyone was asleep in my house before I read this. My mum was particularly annoyed because when she came in damanding to know what I was laughing at, I could hardly quote it verbatim!

You just made my night man.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I'm (some age under 18) and I *something retarded and attention whoring*

God I hate these people. It doesn't make kids cool or 'unique' to listen to music made before they were born. If I ever see one of these comments, I am honour bound to insult the person who wrote it for being such a pathetic fuck-ass

 

[Cheesus333]

Dayum, OP, so much anger over something so insignificant...

What annoys me is the way that assertive and aggressive people can get whatever they like by stamping on the decent and virtuous. Does that not seem completely fucked to anyone else?

 

[Pariah87]

Old people in banks/shops.

I'm one of those guys that times my day so everything fits nicely into place, or in other words, leaves everything till the last minute. I'll calculate the latest time I need to leave the house before work, maybe allowing a little for traffic/going to buy some fags.

Now going to the bank, you expect a line of people so I give it a little bit longer, but almost every time without fail the bank is full of pensioners, who just stand at the till talking about their life, or their holiday, or what their thrid grandchild is currently doing at uni. They don't seem to care that a line almost out the door is forming behind them and at least some of the people in it have more important things to do that day.

So finally, one leaves, the next one goes up. The cashier asks out of obligation "How are you today?" and it begins. "Oh I'm alright dear, my leg is playing up a bit though, going to go to the doctors this afternoon. I didn't want to go but my daughter Janet said I should."
"Aw, well at least she cares about you"
"Yes she's a good girl, she got married last year, had a big service down the church, ohhh the weather was lovely and I wore blah blah blah blah..."

And you stand there and suppress the need to shout "Hey can we move it along a bit, some of have work to get to!"

It's a really minor thing granted, but its one of the few things that really pisses me off.

 

[Bernzz]

Something from FaceBook. When a status is simply "Inbox?"

No. No. Nobody wants to fucking inbox you. Find something to do instead of trawling FaceBook.

 

[Keepitclean]

Repeat comments on youtube...

'The dislike bar is as long as Justin Beiber's dick!'

'Number of dislikes don't something funny from video'

'Number of dislikes have no soul'

'Something from the video THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE!'

This whole comment rating business is turning YouTube into a bunch of apes.

I fucking hate this. It's funny in an annoying way when people try to get a comment like this in the most liked section and it gets like 3 thumbs up.

This sort of thing is common throughout the mainstream internet. It doesn't really bother me but every time I see it I think that the internet is a gateway to indirectly interact with other people and that those other people are idiots.

 

[faspxina]

Sometimes, when I play InFamous I feel like the enemies have Aimbot turned on.

Seriously, a drug addict standing a mile away from you, you're like the most agile human being known to man, and no matter how many evasive maneuvers you perform, he can still hit you everytime he shoots! Bye bye immersion!
...

Good game though.

 

[Gaz6231]

I'll tell you what pisses me off; the sheer volume of misery-guts and depression on this forum. Now I have been on a few in my time, hell I was an Admin for a year on one of them, but I have NEVER felt like I was surrounded by a legion of Marvins.

Just look at the topics; Are you stressed about death? What's the worst thing to happen to you this year? Who would you have in your firing squad? Even the relatively happy threads (one of which I tried to start) get bogged down with self-pity and relegated to the second page.
Is it just this forum? Is it something about this website that attracts lonely, depressed people whose cat just died, counting the seconds to their inevitable demise?

 

[Darmort]

I'll tell you what pisses me off; the sheer volume of misery-guts and depression on this forum. Now I have been on a few in my time, hell I was an Admin for a year on one of them, but I have NEVER felt like I was surrounded by a legion of Marvins.

Just look at the topics; Are you stressed about death? What's the worst thing to happen to you this year? Who would you have in your firing squad? Even the relatively happy threads (one of which I tried to start) get bogged down with self-pity and relegated to the second page.
Is it just this forum? Is it something about this website that attracts lonely, depressed people whose cat just died, counting the seconds to their inevitable demise?

Unfortunately so, I guess.

I usually look into such topics and make a sarcastic and light-hearted remark, should the situation require...

But on topic...

Colds. No. Really. Colds. I've had one since Christmas Eve and the bastard refuses to bugger off, hanging over me like some kind of looming evil thing. Why the fuck won't it just leave me alone? GRgahhrhagrhgahrgahrgkillcolds!

Wait... that wasn't lighthearted at all...