Recent content by Dart DeathClaw

Well, it might not be the END, but it might be THE end... for you. 2012 and i'm already leery about you spouting Mayan calendar crap. As a fellow "coincidence occurrence" you have to be able to read around you. It might not be that the world is ending, or even something bad is going to...

Damn you D-PAD!! *Crunch**Boing* Sa-a-agat, you drank all the milk again! >.> flash collab anyone? no? D-pad is kinda the jackass friend to me. I never know if they're actually going to be friendly, or pull the douche maneuver on me and screw up whatever I was trying to do. If it's on a...

Gas mask. I got one, use it rarely, but I keep it ready even for an actual emergency of slightly higher possibility like a tanker with some lethal gas tipped over in the night and the cops have to evac a neighbor hood. What if the virus can become airborne? Deadly gases escaping from an...

Melatonin pill, and in thirty minutes I feel like i need to go to sleep and i pass out. No side effect aside from becoming drowsy, and naturally occurring and created by your body. It doesn't seem to be habit forming either. It helps put me to sleep, but it doesn't keep you asleep. I awoke...

Good lord, someone else has read Ender's Game? THAT'S AMAZING! aside from my shock, I agree with working for The Overlord just because I get to rampage, pillage, loot, kill, etc and when I fall I could be revived and if I pleased the overlord he might trade some souls to bring me back!

Xenomorph from the "Alien" series. They can hump your face for some alien wing-wong, then steal your attributes as they burst from your chest. The acid blood/spit is awesome as well. "Oh dah noes!1!eleven!! you gave me a nasty scratch. Welp, I'm going to bleed on you as well as claw your face...

I knew I played too many video games when I had WWII flashbacks in the seventh grade from playing CoD1 too much. The faint *Tink tink teh-teh-te-tink* sound of metal slamming into the ground from a grenade thrown, bounced, and finally rests. The background noise of Howitzers firing mortar...

Can't we all just be idiots and live in our own autistic world till we bump into someone else and are forced to interact? Oh wait, some of humanity does that... I want to go back to the days of ignorant bliss where I don't have to think about this crap, nor will I devise questions about said crap.

I own a few hunting rifles, and a few side arms. Lowest caliber, .22 revolver. Highest, 30/06 bolt action rifle. I know how to clean, maintain, and even reload (The part where you put a bullet back on top of the brass casing if you didn't know), but I don't really know the...

I played WoW when it first came out and enjoyed it, but without making friends or getting real life friends to play with me I got bored fairly quickly. A few years pass and some of my new friends say they want me to play WoW, and i happily find out that my old account is still in the archives...

Most of my dreams are like what television would depict of being on an acid trip. Most are weird and if anyone else saw them they would be scared. They used to scare me in the strangeness, obtuse, abstract images, but i've grown accustom to them. Some of them are funny in the way they...

A good line up to the "You want to go?!" should be "Wanna make out?!? HUH!?" The upset factor will throw people off, not only that it's HILARIOUS! The point is to startle and throw off, not be offensive. That may be on the account I'm also 2m tall, big, and always kinda look pissed, so I...

If I remember everything that happened up to the point of death, it truly depends on the situation of my death. Would I respawn if I lived till 108 and my organs just decided to stop and I died like that, I'd say, "Am I in heaven?" Look around and see normal people acting normally, chuckle to...

Holy shizno, a remake of Super Mario RPG Legend Of The Seven Stars would be the best. I would love another Republic Commando, I mean really... I WANNA SAVE SEV DAMMIT! I know sev lives because of the awesome Karren Travis books about Delta, but I wanna be Boss shoutin the orders and gettin' the...

I seem to have an iron stomach, so i would have probably drank the entire thing. If you don't want to waste it, then the fridge is as good a choice as any. drink it cold or reheat it, and if it was of high quality then it should taste decent a second time. If you don't want to drink it again...