Recent content by DasHunterman

I am The Gray Bottle! Fear my 5 cent deposit, evildoers!

Dunno if anyone else said it but one word that makes me want to eat broken glass to dull the pain is "Manbulance". You'd see it tonnes in that fricken Slim Jim video every time you try to watch a video here so I'd gotten VERY damn acquainted with this damn word! >_<

"Dean, I'm going to turn around right now and you better be on fire. You are on fire and the only one who can put you out is me! BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY CONCEIVABLE REASON THAT YOU WOULD WAKE ME UP LIKE THIS!!"

When I was growing up, I had a downright wretched school life. I was picked on, teased, beat up and even once some girl falsely accused me of sexual harassment. The garbage I went through would have been enough to make someone else commit suicide. However, I kept going. I didn't give up and I...

Simply put? For every cruel, selfish, egotistical bastard who wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire, there is a kind, good-hearted, person who gives time at a nursing home or donates money, even if it's just a few dollars, to charity or simply does something for someone just to make him/her...

Line Gun in Dead Space 2. cuts me right through the waist. Last thought in my mind: "Huh...so THAT'S what my stomach looks like

I know what this guy did is beyond atrocious and there are many people that want to see him suffer and die for it, however, I cannot work up the amount of hate to agree. For one thing it will not bring the almost-100 dead back to life. Just add one more death to this already heart-rending...

I'd go with Professor Layton. Stylish, kind and enjoys a good puzzle or two to start the day off right.

Lessee..the last monster I killed was a Necromorph from Dead Space 2. So I get an army of blade-armed, acidic bile-puking, exploding terror whose ranks grow with every victim they kill. Daddy like! >:)

Ah, Plan 9 from Outer Space. A movie so downright awful that it transcends into sheer brilliance.

I, for one, could not STAND Elena from Uncharted 1 and 2. Every time she puts her own dumb-ass in danger for her fucking camcorder, I wanted to just clobber her in her stupid head with it. How Drake could pick her over Chloe is a question I will never figure out.

The first time I saw Doctor Who that I can remember was watching Tom Baker in "The Sontaran Experiment" on VHS. Ah...memories.

Shadows of the Damned Sooo... Fleming: A towering 6-eyed demon who has rather...disturbing kinks and pretty much runs Hell. oh god ;_;

Shadows of the Damned Sorry, but I don't care to hear about your Hotboner all day, Garcia. *Ba-dum-tish*

I always counted on Suda 51 for delivering a bat-shit insane experience unlike anything I've ever seen and he has yet to let me down. Rock on, you wonderfully crazy bastard. Rock on.