Recent content by Dawn Patrol

Nah, trust me. Yahtzee has no reason to stay with this place.

Would you happily work for no money? I don't think so. The Escapist treated that whole situation horribly. "Hey guys, we can't pay you straight away but we'll get the money to you as soon as possible. Oh wait no, we'll hire new contributors even though we can't afford it. What do you mean...

What? What does being British have to do with liking Cracked or not? Seriously, there is no connection there.

Yeah, not much better there...

Yes, The Escapist is the smartest site on earth and we should all get nobel prizes just for being members.

John Lennon was a wife beater. Just saying.

I wouldn't say it's deserved given the way it's come out they've treated the site's contributors.

A lame forced meme that needs to die. The people trying to push it are pathetic.

It used to be a tagline to the site. I'm assuming it was taken down because nobody got that it was being totally ironic and what not.

How on earth am I trolling?

"The last bastion of intelligence on the internet." Easily the funniest thing I've ever read.

I'm only pointing out why he shouldn't do what he's doing. And I don't mean to sound patronizing (that means acting superior by the way) but it's a thread not a forum.

There was no need to explain the joke in the first place though. If anything you made it less funny. Surely you know explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Nobody's that interested and it dies as a result.

You show your fondness for jokes by explaining them? "A man walks into a bar. Ow." "It is funny because the word bar is a homonym. You expect the joke to be about a man entering a drinking facility but he is actually talking about hurting himself by walking into the other kind of bar."...

A pirate walks into a bar. He says, "بيرة من فضلك."