Recent content by dekuben

Thanks for the heads up <3

Some of the graphics were absolute dog shit. They didn't look old school, they just looked like something made in flash.

Opiate and stimulant cocktail followed by fellatio. Possibly chuck some hallucinogens in there as well as a sort of in flight movie. I win.

Wow, the combat mechanics sound like horeshit, i'll have to buy this game to see how piss poor they were.

In before poor eyesight jokes.

Those Dog Babies are awesome. Yahtzee should make a game with those as antagonists.

I'd only eat the heart for their warrior strength.

Metal Gear Solid 4 lol.

I've only got a shitty RPG-7, don't get to fire it much but it's good for hunting. Zanzibar Land

Fuck you, that game was awesome. Just in a... special way.

I say "lol" in real life when I want to get away with being sarcastic to older people or with mocking a misfortune and "Bahaha!" on the interbutts. Anyone that gets pissy over language needs to learn how to play real life. So pathetic.

Bahahaha! Gz Yahtzee, I would have said the same thing; but I couldn't be bothered. Is someone else going to do an inflammatory anti Roger Ebert article?

Touché whoever said Tony Stark would pick the booze card.

What would Iron Man do? Greed ftw.

I would become a big flaming ****** and impale people in the ass with his manly black cock.