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    Is porn sexist? Yes, but so what?

    i read every single post in yahtzee's voice and it left me laughing really really hard and very confused in weird ways.............. OT: some people can't enjoy anything other than the suffering of others and so they seek to ruing anything and everythign that they see others enjoy, especially...
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    Teen faces expulsion after brining stun-gun to school to fend off bullies

    personally i would have taken the stungun to the school myself and used it on the guidance counselor first and said my son is going to be using this on the bullies if you dont' do you f***ing job. and then beat the sh!t out of him if the cops showed up. no tolerance. none.
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    I scared myself. Now I can't sleep. HELP ME

    hot milk with a bit of vanilla (tastes like ice cream) but you'll be out fast. or try to stay awake as long as possible and pass out in class.
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    Appalling scenes of dog being burnt to death by kids

    like with rape there is no "fix" for these people there is only execution to remove them from the gene pool i say this because those with insanity in their family have a higher chance of it recurring later in their family and there is enough of it already
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    Convincing my art teacher that video games are art

    you could just look for the "video games are art" episode from extra credits, the big picture with movie bob, or tell her "the supreme court said so"
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    Poll: IE users are kinda stupid...

    it's more an indication of "is the user willing to download something else"
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    If The Escapist Taught You One Thing...

    games are shit(yahtzee) but can be great (extra credits).
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    Why isn't a gun considered an elegant weapon?

    have you ever compared the neatness the wounds from a sword or knife to the exit of a gun shot wound sharp edge leads to clean neat wounds blunt high speed trauma (gun shot) leads to massive messy hole and more blood every where also melee weapons don't have anywhere near as much...
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    Your personal quote

    act based on which you would regret NOT doing, more.
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    USA health system... umm... what the hell?!

    it's a hell of a lot more than half and the worst campfire stories you have of the "stupid Americans" are almost guaranteed true best evidence is the 1000 ways to die series almost every death involves an American in the dying position
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    How do people deal with console FPSes over PC ones?

    saying you like consoles more because of the controller is a wrong reason to like consoles more since you can get that exact controller for the pc liking consoles more for the exclusives is a good reason personally i favor the pc
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    5-Year-Old Breaks TV, Mother Murders Him

    because any other animal on the planet has non-necessities and values them highly? this incident is exclusively human also if the kid was left to suffer and die over FIVE DAYS then there should not be a court hearing just a "hello you fucked up. good bye." *gunshot to the head*
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    So...the rapture's today.

    the Apocalypse will never happen on a day man predicts it will so if someone predicts it to happen every day it might happen it will never happen false predictions are a preventative measure an apocalyptic prediction a day keeps the apocalypse away
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    I have zero faith in humanity...

    why are people ass holes they can't stand you pointing out that they are ass holes case and point the first few replies by the way him not properly paying for that drink is stealing and you should call him on it or ban him from returning also a lot of stupid people who have replied...
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    This is Why the World Hates Us

    that's one of the most convincing arguments that i have ever seen for moving to australia and the saying "those who speak don't know and those who know don't speak" needs to be revised to: those who yell don't know and those who know talk reasonably and notice how 99% of the US (america...