Recent content by Deviltongue

It all depends on what kind of prison he went to. People believed to be child molesters aren't usually treated well in prison.

I think you forgot Mistress of Lava or whatever. OT: Sweet, I'm a badass cat with Swirly eyes from a Manga that like 4 people have read (Aside from me, one of them is a member of this forum).

If I may... *Ahem* Kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke! That's Zerg for all those who couldn't figure it out.

Warlord Okeer was over 1000, that Asari bartender on Illium's father lived to be over 1000 as well.

Average Human life expectancy is 150 years Average Asari life expectancy is over 1000 years Average Krogan life expectancy is over 1000 years Average Salarian life expectancy is 40 years Average Drell Life expectancy is 85 years Average Turian Life expectancy is 150 years Those...

Is 18 too young he says. I was bitter by age 11. No age is too young to be bitter.

Fallout 3 is better than New Vegas the same way COD4 is better than MW2. The first one made a lot of cool changes and features whereas the second one was an expansion that polished and tweaked the game. (New Vegas does have like 40 game ending glitches though...)

Halo 2 - Reach. Fable 2 and 3. CoD:MW2.

I'd love to say I've never done this...

1) Garrus (ME 2) 2) GLaDOS (Portal) 3) John Marsden (Red Dead Redemption) 4) Grunt (ME 2 [That dude's a joker]) 5) Eddie Riggs (Brutal Legend)

Worst part is, this has actually happened to me before in MW2. I was at the objective with low health and their entire team spammed grenades at my location. I got hit with a stun grenade and died from it. It didn't explode. It just hit me.

Just got Black Ops... M16 with a reflex sight. I'm set.

Bad Girlfriends are like the flu. Out of your system after 2 weeks in bed.

It depresses me that while I mostly knew that it was a joke, when Jeremy said "Gamer Yoga", part of my brain wanted to look up where to learn it.

The only violence videogames cause is Nerd Rage and that is usually directed at inanimate objects like controllers or TVs or Keyboards. Rarely people.