Recent content by DocLock

CHAIN MAIL THONG!

I would let you meet some royal princess and she would have your babies.. Win-win situation eh?

Yeah.. Poor roofers or whatever you call them.. (We are talking Clerks here right :P)

My city is famous for being the home of the people who ruined the Icelandic economy.. And Erm.. Björk Guðmundsdóttir was born and raised here.. Not sure, if she still lives here though.

Due to the lack of playing on it mine's good as new. :)

You never have to pee. You never have to drink. --A lot of games that have a human protagonist.

Why would people call Ásatrú a racist religion? It's just believing in Óðinn, and the nordic gods.

So did I.. I was hammering on the controller to see if The Character would stop hitting him.. I wanted him to live!! I probably just should have yelled "Would you kindly drop that weapon"

I SAW THAT MOVIE.. Err.. Yeah OT: The manliest way to die is to run into a group of aliens/zombies/enemies/Whatever-you-like with a cooked grenade.. It's also the messiest :D

Totally and utterly this.. It's like people don't even know the real meaning of that word.

As long as they're interesting to play I don't mind.. If it's just looking at all the pretty colours I'd probably destroy my Xbox/PS3.

Everything by Terry Pratchett.. That guy's a fucking genius.. Oh and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Hmmm... The Sniper?

That's.. Beautiful.

An amazing guy showed me this website,Tim Schafer's work,GRAMMAR!!,Forced me to buy Half Life 2(Which I do not regret doing) and helped me with relationship issues.. Which is off topic but clearly shows how awesome he is... I owe a lot to him..