What's the perfect bludgeoning weapon? and another question...

[Tonimata]

http://andrew.writingspiderz.com/Sniper%20Crowbar.jpg

You all lose. You can't counter bludgeoning from sniping range. And I alone hold it. I ALONE! UNDERSTOOD?

World be full of fuckin' ninjas...

Or I could also believe you are on fire. Also from long range.

 

[Ace of Spades]

Spoiler: This one

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[Greyfall]

A live, starving bear duct-taped to a pole. Preferably a long pole.

 

[NickCaligo42]

Two words:

Nail Bat.

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/05-27-05-gameitems/ModalAuxiliary.jpg

http://www.eternal-legend.com/ffvii/equip/shots/nailbat.jpg

Back when Final Fantasy used to involve humor.

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

Flanged Mace, stupidly powerful AND it's the bane of a knight's existence. Accept no substitutes.

I'd go with that. A warhammer or my oponent's best mate both score points though.

 

[Clashero]

This may sound rude but to the first question i would say "the opponents ripped off arm"...

Why are you hitting yourself?...*smack*


hehehe...sry

Have you played Shadow of Rome? You'll enjoy that.

On topic: First question, a golf club. For something fancier, a warhammer.

Second question: A vertical rectangle with an arrow that starts to its left or right, and has its point (or arrowhead, so to speak) located within its boundaries.

 

[omle]

Bo staff. You cant pull shit like this with a bat or crowbar. The second guy is just rediculously fast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUl8JnKbkR4

I don't think i'll ever have to bludgeon anything though, so i don't really have an opinion unless it looks cool.

EXTREME BATON TWIRLING!!


OT: id go with a metallic meat tenderizer extra handy for the cannibals

cant think of any thing for the opening/door

Hey, are you say than baton twirling isn't totally badass? It's news to me.

 

[Hokutan]

Mjolnir but if that's to hard to find then A thunder hammer

 

[Tears of Blood]

Well, I personally prefer a baseball bat as a weapon, but as a device of destruction, I would go for the sledgehammer.

But nothing beats a good boot.

 

[bioshockedcriticjrr]

a firepick, there is something very satisfying about the idea of using it

 

[Motti]

Crowbar.

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

Probably the mighty ten-ton hammer... Golf clubs are terrible, unless you can get one with a depleted uranium handle.

 

[RagnorakTres]

my friends, i present to you the Stanley Fubar. http://www.homedepot.ca/wcsstore/HomeDepotCanada/images/catalog/55-120R_4.jpg

I'm frightened of Home Depot now...

OT: Mjolnir. Duh.
IRL: ^^that thing...the...fu-bar. Or else a Mag-Lite. ^_^

As for the entrance thing: arrow going in a rectangle or (on a draft) the symbol architects use, the little arc/line thingy.

 

[Taco of flames]

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I want to say the Hand of Ragnaros, but it looks too detailed for WoW. In fantasy land, the best bludgeon would be Mjolnir, or whatever legendary hammer that world has, and in reality, I say a maul. They call it that for a reason.(It's also great for splitting wood.)

An opening would be some kind of archway, or a hole in something.

 

[Ace of Spades]

Spoiler: This one

A cookie to anyone who recognizes it.

I want to say the Hand of Ragnaros, but it looks too detailed for WoW. In fantasy land, the best bludgeon would be Mjolnir, or whatever legendary hammer that world has, and in reality, I say a maul. They call it that for a reason.(It's also great for splitting wood.)

An opening would be some kind of archway, or a hole in something.

I'll give you a hint. It's from Oblivion.

 

[open trap]

Q1: pizza
Q2: pizza
any one else have a question, the answer is pizza.

 

[happysock]

Spoiler: better than a mace

This puppy^^

 

[DocLock]

A golf trophy is the best weapon to bludgeon your wife to death with.

Cookie for you who gets the reference.

Hmmm... The Sniper?