Recent content by Doctor Gonzo

Sean Connery. There is no other option.

I was at a camp a couple of weeks ago, and there was a squirrel there with two broken legs (both hind). He also had a network of scars not dissimilar to the London Underground on its right side. I had to leave it, (you know, car of children, and whatnot) but we did call animal control to see...

This. Newest is Catherine. Catherine wins by sheer virtue of NOT being buried in a desert landfill.

I could not agree more. The first time I saw JEH's Freddy, I figured that someone had chained a Na'vi to the back of a pickup truck, and dragged it down a freeway. There was nothing wrong with the first NOES make-up effects. I think ultimately the lack of gore in the first NOES is what made...

A Gex the Gecko spin-off that focused on Rez. I think it would be neat to traverse virgin, unsoiled worlds, and then spew pop culture references all over them.

This. I know a few friends that have one, and every time I tried to use it, the 3D just wasn't doing anything (yes, it was turned on). I hear a lot of folks with glasses have trouble with the 3D feature.

I know it may seem counter-intuitive, but can we have a cop show where the officers DON'T spend the first 21 or 58 minutes of the show pondering this nearly unsolvable case, and then in the last thirty seconds of the show, magically sort it out in the most convoluted way, complete with samey...

"Would you kindly go get stepped on by a Big Daddy?" ~Atlas "I've never met a clown that I didn't want to beat the living f*** out of." ~The Terror Mask

Revive Pierre Elliot Trudeau, take away Stephen Harper...wait, you said of EQUAL value? Oh dear, this may take a while...

Ah, Howlin' Wolf...I can't find much of the stuff on vinyl, though. I have lots of Downchild, that usually satiates me.

I don't know about this, Bubba. I had a few private conversations about the tenets of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture on here. I've seen a few threads about "good" music that took a while to turn to OSTs. Though I do get that the majority of music around here tends to revolve around the general...

Dead Rising!...D'oh! Really though, I would have to say...Fantavision on the PS2. A nice, big, breathtaking fireworks display, and then BAM! Steve the Zombie walks across the screen like 2001's answer to Dan Toasty.

Piper. I don't know why, I've just always adored that name for a girl.

Simple. Tell him he can blow up whatever the hell he wants, and he has another opportunity to destroy a beloved franchise. He'll be on that movie like stink on a monkey.

I've had Nexxtech headphones (full ear, noise-cancelling affair) for five years, and I've used them for professional recording, self monitoring in studio, and every day mp3 player/iPod use, and there's never been a problem with them.