Recent content by E3137

I actually find train simulator quite interesting (...I'll pause for a minute to let that statement sink in!), a quick google of my username and you'll see why... A strange combination of interests, but hey-ho!

"WILL THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH TURN THE QUEEN GAY?" "WILL THE P.C. BRIGADE INFECT MIDDLE BRITAIN WITH AIDS? Terrific, absolutely terrific!

I usually name characters with overly average, old or normal names, such as 'Pete', 'Dave', 'Steve' and 'Alan'. It just seems funny to have the world being saved by Dave rather than someone with a wild and exotic name

So let me get this straight: Senators are blaming gun crime on games, not the fact that these nutters can legally own guns in the first place? That makes sense,

The ability to turn other people's beards into sausages, but they're raw and every time you eat one, you get a hair in your mouth Or, the ability to accurately and instantly count the amount of sheep there are in a field, but the field is on the other side of the world, and it can only happen...

He always seems to be in the news, and it's never for a good reason! Personally, I find it funny, but there's always people that seem to take it too literally. Still, at least he isn't being slimy and devious, which is one point in his favour (Unlike Piers, for example)

Except Jeremy Clarkson is joking when he says that sort of thing, I get the impression Piers isn't. Charlie Brooker was sooo correct when he called him a "Slimy Prick"

For me, it has to be either: GTA San Andreas Crash 'N' Burn or A-Train 6 I just found them really fun, despite them not being particularly big or (except GTA obviously) popular