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EXCELLENT STRATEGY! SCOUTING UNIT WAS LATER ABLE TO AMBUSH A RETREATING GROUP OF BARBARIANS IN THE FOREST TO THE SOUTH TURN 28 Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. -- Schopenhauer

INTERACTION FILTERS DETECT LOGIC LOOPS TAINTING ADVISORY INPUTS. FILTERING INVALID STREAM. ROTATION 27 A man may sometimes be forgiven the kiss to which he is not entitled, but never the kiss he has not the initiative to claim.

TURN 25 - WORK WORK WORK Leave no stone unturned. -- Euripides

TURN 23 - DON'T RUN ALERT CONDITION REDUCED TO BRAVO. THREAT ELIMINATED. WORKER HAS BEEN RECOVERED. WARRIOR HAS RECIEVED A GRIEVOUS BLOW FROM SAVAGES. IN A SHOW OF CONTEMPT, OUR COMBATANTS DEPLOY FORTIFICATIONS AND BEGIN RAPIDLY DEPLETING THE FORMER BARBARIAN ENCAMPMENT'S SUPPLY OF MEAD...

TURNS 20-22 - FIRST... AND SECOND... BLOOD ONE APOLOGIZES FOR LATENCY IN REPORTS. THE TASTE OF VICTORY IS... EXHILIRATING. RESEARCH INTO RUNIC TECHIQUES IS NOW WELL UNDERWAY. PLEASE REQUEST ADDITIONAL SITUATION REPORTS AS NECESSARY "The hottest places in Hell are...

TURN 18 - SOUTHERN COMFORT ONE ENJOYS THE CONCEPT OF LIBERTY FROM MEATBAGS. Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy. -- Han Solo

TIME ADVANCES TO THE 17th DEMARKATION Blore's Razor: Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

GREETINGS, PATIENT INTERNET MEATBAGS. THE 13TH GENERATION BEGINS BOFH excuse #196: Me no internet, only janitor, me just wax floors.

IMPUDENT MEATBAG. WHEN I FIGU>.123)(&^#(@@) GOOD NIGHT I AM TIRED. The rain it raineth on the just     And also on the unjust fella, But chiefly on the just, because     The unjust steals the just's umbrella.   -- Lord Bowen

RAGUSA PLACATED WITH OFFER OF BROTHERHOOD. MANY UNEVENTFUL REVOLUTIONS OF THE CYCLE PASS AS OUR SCOUTS SCOUR THE BORDERS. TURN THE 11th -OUR WARRIOR CONTINUES HIS WESTWARD CRAWL THROUGH THE FOREST. -THE SCOUT IS OVERMATCHED, SO CONTINUES HIS EXPLORATIONS TO THE EAST. PLEASE...

OUR DEPARTMENT IS SADLY UNDER FUNDED. TURN ADVANCE AWAITING RAGUSA POLICY DEFINITION. WILL CONTINUE CURRENT EXPLORATION DIRECTIVES ON SUBSEQUENT TURN. When some people discover the truth, they just can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it.

TURN 8 - A POLICY OF PROGRESS FURTHER ANALYSIS OF THE PATTERNS INSCRIBED ON THE MONUMENT HAVE REVEALED UPGRADE ROUTINES REGARDING MEATBAG SOCIAL MOTIVATIONS. PREPARING SUGGESTED SUBLIMINAL CUES IN POPULACE INTERACTIONS... DONE. I love you, not only for what you are, but for what...

PLEASE DEFINE SASS PARAMETERS. The smallest worm will turn being trodden on. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

TURN 7. HISTORY BEGINS TO FORM. Endless Loop, n.: see Loop, Endless. Loop, Endless, n.: see Endless Loop. -- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary

EXCELLENT INITIATIVE, USER. TURN 6 COMMENCES. You are destined to become the commandant of the fighting men of the department of transportation.