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I believe it's because there are a lot of homosexual people living in San Francisco. I could be wrong. This -is- the WBC we are talking about.

I'd throw shit at it. As offerings of course. I wouldn't want to piss off an abnormally sized and neon colored creature. But honestly, I'd preform an Ezio styled leap of faith out of the nearest window. No way that bastard is getting close to me!

As you may of heard, Sony is giving away free games due to the security breach. I have a quick question though. Which of the games should I get? I'm definitely getting Little Big Planet so I have to decide between Killzone Liberation, ModNation Racers, and Pursuit Force. So Escapists, which one...

Good day to you gentlemen. I have just recently decided that I do not want to be another fat and useless American. So here I am. Does anyone here at the Escapist have any exercise routines, dieting plans, or any other sort of weight loss tips? Thanks in advance.

Son of a *****! I forgot about the Phoenix Wright series!

Uh lets see here... Saints Row 2 and Dead Rising are funny in a "WTF is this/what is going on" kind of way Comic Jumper and 'Splosion Man are known to have a humorous tone Fallout 3 had some dark humor although it's not a hugely funny game I heard Brutal Legend and any Tim Schafer game has...

What the hell is this!? Criminal Origins was way scary than Dead Space 2!

Did anyone else see the challenge near the end called "Somebody set us up the bomb"? Regardless, I'm sold.

For the next 24 hours, I quit the internet.

Wow.... that's.... God damn it.... Rest in peace Kortney. I hope you find comfort and happiness in the afterlife. My prayers go out to you tonight.

So DNF is finally coming out soon so lets talk a little bit about Duke. If you could make one boss scene in DNF, what would it be like? Mine would be the final battle. The final boss kills Duke in some way. The screen goes black and you hear Duke converse with Randy Pitchfork, the president...

Piracy. /thread

Okay, they claim to be bf and gf and they made each others Facebook accounts say that they are in a relationship. Also, they tell each other that they love each other. Every. Single. Day.

They are more than just friends. They write "I love you" on each others walls daily. And some other things... Bleh.

To make a long story short, my cousin is dating my friend. Now let me add a few details. My friend is 18 years of age and a senior in high school, my cousin is in 8th grade, they have been dating for 2 months, and they have never seen each other in real life. Not even once. They live 2.5 hours...