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    Dumbest Things Heard In School

    the other day my year 11 maths class was asking about the navy and what our teacher had done in it. one of the guys asked "do they (the navy) have a plan for when their ship sinks?" 5 minutes later he asked 'does it hurt when your eardrums burst?' funnily enough he tends to do well in...
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    Poll: Favourite Handheld gaming console

    the DS. where else will i be able to play Scribblenauts when it comes out?
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    Poll: Would you like a hug?

    people tell me i'm a good hugger. and sometimes i mix it up with a light squeeze. that said, i dont know if i'd be comfortable being hugged by some random guy. girls are fine (in many ways) but i would probably still check my wallet after. who wants a hug/light squeeze? tight squeezes...
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    Poll: Batman: Arkham Asylum

    getting it on thurs (3/9) but cant wait :D
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    Stolen Pixels #118: A Farce to be Reckoned With

    it's weird, the more game companies try to save their sales figures and avoid piracy, the more they hurt themselves. they should really stop or else i'm going to start calling them emo (no offense to actuals intended).
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    Poll: Hair

    brown but it looks blond when its bin cut short
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    Stolen Pixels #115: BadWord

    so true and i like what you did with the lyrics. now we have more proof that the wii is pissing at the edges of the gaming gene pool. if that make sense (too late i already wrote it AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahh!! *runs away*)
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    If you were trapped in one anime/manga....

    i dont care what anime i would be in, i just want to be the search bar. seriously, his fame is ENORMOUS!
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    Poll: should guys shave like girls

    i would never shave my arms or legs unless, you know, if i became an olympic swimmer or cyclist or something like that. if your lady friends want to get with a eunach or an 8yr old thats their choice, and dont let them push that choice on to you.
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    Which of the 7 Deadly Sins will you be sent to Hell for?

    i'm torn between lust and sloth. 1 because i'm an adolescent and 2 becausae i procrastonate as much as possible.
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    Poll: Fire! Fun... or not?

    i like fire but i have to stay away from it because i once almost got FIRED (XD) for lighting stuff while surrounded by oily products. not the best idea i've ever had. ALSO! fun times with fire: get a paint pen, make sure the paint is present in the tip, hold the pen so that the tip is facing...
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    Stonking Great Game Contest Now Live!

    id like to see a ZP space invaders where you shoot the bad games with hurtful words and let the good games go through.
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    Unskippable: Metal Gear Solid 4: Part 1

    refer to Yahtzee's stance on MGS4's dialogue and cutscenes. sure, it makes your jobs easier by giving you 1 game to cover in a month but it's so drawn out it would be better off as a novel... or an encyclopedia. btw i'm sure hitio (or however you spell that) will never discover your...
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    Poll: Toast :D

    butter ftw
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    Jesus-ifying Zero Punctuation

    *GASP* CHRISTIANS?! BEING UNORIGINAL?! scandalous! god must be turning in its grave!