Recent content by Evil Earlgrey

You wont get the really embarassing ones, cuz their not for public entertainment but for a dark room in my head that shall never be entered by anyone other than myself. But hey, at least i didn't make this one up to get some e-fame on a board full of underage nerd-virgins. Here we go.. I met...

unwillingly double posted.. sry

The logic is this: A kill is not an instant. It takes a certain ammount of time during which lots of stuff happens in the head of a player. If a player is in that short span of time before a kill and feels optimistic and then someone else is faster it feels like the deserved kill has been...

Well it really depends on what you do in the army. There is a huge difference between being a driver and being an combat diver for example. When i was in the army, i always said that the experience was like a huge pile of stinking shit with some marshmellows in there. You have to swallow it...

For some wierd reason Naturo Shippuden makes me cry a lot. I guess Narutos pure good heartedness and unconditional self sacrifice for others triggers some internal emotional need inside of me..

They don't. Simple as that

Best Story award goes tooooooooo.... MAX PAYNE 1&2 as well as PSYCHONAUTS!

Once more: A black and white debate for a grey topic.. Women definately have the better spot to be in at the moment in western culture. But that doesn't make them Overlords. Nor will men be ever in such a position. If you spend some time thinking about it, you will realize that men are fucked...

As you admited: You have no idea of warhammer 40k (heretic!). You don't "join" the spacemarines. You get chosen. And if you survive the years of selection process you might become a spacemarine. It's not something you can do if you like. Go join the imperial guard..

Honestly, a game like wow is probably the lowest bar to measure your skills against, as it requires almost no skill to be good. If you want to challenge your abilities pick E-Sport titles like Starcraft 2, DotA, CoD, Quake etc. Because there skills is all that matters.

Summary: Im great in games that can be learned and then played following the rules the mechanics dictate. Im not so good in games that require a lot of multitasking and quick (but deep) decision making...

Oh, the inexperience when it come to relationships just radiates through this thead like nuclear fallout through fukushima. You assume that the two are different things, when they are not. See the thing is: Sex becomes good after a while. That's why one-night stands are shit. And if you say...

I smell a loss of reality there. U serious? If she pulls a gun or a knife you can't do anything except do what she tells you to do and hope that you fucking survive. I am very advanced in martial arts (3.dan black belt, won international tournaments) and i practice a style that is perfectly...

1) They wanna be treated equal? Then you're allowed to hit them. 2) I hit women all the time. But only in martial arts training :) 3) It's not just women! You should never hit anyone. Fighting is for weaklings that can't solve problems without it

strong ADD, sugery in both knees, got shot in the neck (and survived) which gives me wierd reactions in my eyes. My pupils dont have the same size most of the time, because the nervers for my eyes got injured. Broke my rips. Got scars from a third degree burn on my knee (stupid story) and my eye...