Recent content by Final_Assassin_42

That parrot was a Nazi. I would have shot The End...but I wanted to have a frustrating sniper battle.

If it was more for the sake of comedy, sure.

I was disappointed by Halo 2 when I first played it... That was before I understood what the hell Halo was about.

Yahtzee would probably cut his own face off before working at GameStop. Same for Seanbaby.

Apparently when you're rich enough to buy Spain and turn it into a whorehouse, your half-assed opinions also become important. That's the only reason people listen to Tallarico.

Will the Escapist fire Yahtzee if he DOESN'T give K&L a good review...? ...I'm scared...:( What did they expect? I saw the previews for the game months before and knew from the get-go that the game would either be mediocre or terrible. Apparently GameSpot's money hat made them think...

Tony Hawk's Underground. The story mode was actually enjoyable that time.

I can't believe how long it took me to figure out which box he was talking about...:(

Story and gameplay, no contest.

You are now ostracized. >:( Kidding. :D I really like MGS1's story. MGS2...It's good, just not my favorite. The ending's confusing as shit. MGS3 made me cry. I'm enough of a man to admit it. Eh, you like what you like.

Well, not so much new as just catching up. http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/psp-vs-ds/8-reasons-why-the-psp-might-overtake-the-ds-327596.php

Spartan Lasers and Flamethrowers from Halo 3. The weapon from Ratchet and Clank that turns things into sheep. Baaa.

I like Halo 3's cutscenes more for story than graphics. And I'd take Halo 3's graphics over Gears, mostly because the game's environments, while being great through most of the game, have sections where they seem bland or uninspiring, or I'm disappearing through a wall like I'm at Hogwarts...

CoD4.

Because we gamers are sheltered anal retentive shut ins who only feel happy when others are suffering. It's a fulfilling experience. :D