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    Random Superpower thread: Electric Boogaloo!

    I'll bite. roll 1: Mathematical Teleportation. The ability to teleport through the awesome power of MATH!! roll 2:Blame Embodiment. Essentially, im the ultimate scapegoat. That seems... unfortunate. roll 3:Light Generation. IM A SUPER LIGHTBULB
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    Magic the Gathering because Magic

    My friend and I have been into Magic together for a while. Not too long ago, we were at a FNM, waiting for the event to start, and we decided to play a game against each other while we waited. He was playing a mono-blue unblockable aggro deck, while i was running green-blue mana ramp hydras. He...
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    Your Weird Phobias?

    I have 2 big ones: Fish and BIMOs. (Bodily Intrusive Metal Objects. So needles, blades, anything like that.) No real reason for either one, but I can feel my body start freaking out whenever I am in range to be touched by a fish, or near any kind of small, sharp medical supplies.
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    Character types you hate - any media

    I firmly believe that no trope is inherently bad, as anything can be done well. However, generally speaking, I tend to hate: -The emotionless badass. Guh. Why even have that character? If they exist simply to kill the shit the rest of the party can't, and the writer couldn't be arsed to...
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    Poll: Do you believe the Friend Zone exists?

    To start off. i voted "yes." This is because of a particular experience I had. I only recently graduated from high school. The girl in question was a grade below me. We met because my best friend had dated her briefly 3 years prior. Initially, I didn't have feelings for her, but as time went on...
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    Huh, did not see this coming (Monster Musume adaptation?)

    Cool! I'm game! I've been hoping that it would get an anime. I mean, it's not exactly the greatest thing out there, but it is a fun read.
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    It's time to settle this debate once and for all.

    No, no, no, you're all going about this problem the wrong way: the REAL question isn't about how much wood it would chuck, but rather a call to action to find a way to motivate one of the lazy buggers to actually chuck some goddamn wood.
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    So I've been playing Zoe's "games"...

    Not necessarily on topic, but I would like to take a moment to appreciate and applaud how civil and noninflammatory everyone is being here. Seriously, it seems silly, but I used to love coming onto the forums because it used to be full of calm, civil discussions about games and the like, where...
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    What is the best turn-based combat system you have seen in a game?

    I'd definitely go with Final Fantasy Tactics A2. I really like the use of terrain, unit placement, range, and sometimes even weather to affect all manner of things during combat. Fire Emblem: Awakening is somewhat similar, and cooler in some ways (most notably larger battlefields and WAY more...
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    Moments of pure and utter brilliance in works you otherwise thought were bad.

    There's this anime called "Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere" that holds a very special place in my heart.... the show's plot was so nonsensical and weird that, even after rewatching it twice, I STILL don't understand it. It's also chalk-full of random pointless ecchi which usually turns me off...
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    Stupid Things You Want to Happen.

    i want to see: -someone try to rob a bank with only 3 cans of squirty cheese and a rubber chicken... and get away with it. -everyone who plays COD online to be forced to play dark souls. -an amnesia mod in which all of the monsters are scared of you. -a game of thrones-walking...
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    Protagonists you just can't stand.

    *begin haterant Eren from Attack on Titan. Actually, most of the cast of that show was pretty atrocious, though i'll admit that Jean(?) was at least passable, if only because i like a character with believable flaws. Pretty much every character (okay, MOST, not neccessarily all, in fairness...
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    Thinking about it, what is the stupidest fictional thing ever?

    the idea of a "destined hero." big reason i despise halo 4. it's just so... so... lazy and contrived; its like a writer just goes, "hmm... how do i write a good protagonist so that the audience (who are, of course, as intelligent as autistic baboons) know who they are supposed to root for...
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    The Gaming World would be a better place without....

    Peter Molyneaux's ego, fox news, overprotective parents/ family members, parental controls, most of the call of duty games.