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The ability to turn Coke into Pepsi.

What he said, except with cake.

The Homer.

Suikoden IV. I loved the other games in the series, so I figured it would be at least as good as them if not better. I could not have been more wrong...

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Just about any David Lynch film. Being John Malkovich springs to mind as well.

I would go back to Dallas in November 1963, stand on the grassy knoll, and shout 'Duck!'.

Asschabs. Best curse word ever. Of all time.

Probably a new poster for my room. It's pretty bare at the moment.

No, and given the amount of actual content available for 3D TVs I don't see the point in owning one anytime soon.

Despite being a large part of Scottish national identity, neither kilts nor bagpipes were actually invented in Scotland. Kilts are usually credited as an Irish invention, and bagpipes are recorded as being used by the pre-Roman Persians, nearly 1,000 years before their adoption by the Scots.

Unfortunately Yahtzee confirmed that the Game Damage project has been abandoned. Edit: See here - http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/glt5k/iam_yahtzee_croshaw_off_of_the_escapists_zero/ Just CTRL + F "Game Damage".

Agree. Why isn't BlazBlue on the list? Blasphemy!

Yes, it's a pity that the genre is shifting more and more towards the Resident Evil 4 style of survival-horror. Don't get me wrong, I loved Resident Evil 4. I just didn't find it anywhere near as scary as games like Fatal Frame and Silent Hill.

Tales of the World: Radiant Mythology. It pretty much played like a single-player WoW, with all the fun completely cut out.