Recent content by Frothy Gibblets

Bad, tasteless joke incomming. Given the number of eastern europeans who work on farms in the UK, perhaps the cows were still acting on Hitlers orders genetically imprinted into them. Someone needs to tell the cows the war ended years ago. Or maybe that was the plan all along. The Nazis...

"No woman is ever going to want you" "What do you have to offer anyone you're not good enough" "Why are you wasting your time talking to that girl, she's at university, you won't be enough for her when she has a decent paying job" All things said in seriousness by my father over the years...

I'm pretty certain that entering my room will cause anyone other than myself to contract ebolaidsyphillis, so naturally I don't like people going in there. I'm just thinking of their health you see. In reality, no one would ever have cause to go in there except for myself and the dogs, so...

Y'know, thinking about it, I've rejected every single woman who's ever shown interest in me. You would think an overweight guy who looks a liiiiitle bit like a Neanderthal would lap up any attention women were to throw my way, but no. At first maybe I was scared, bollocks I still am scared, of...

I've answered not sure, because at times even I don't feel like I know WHO I am. If I can't be true to myself how can anyone else ever know me? There's certainly a big difference between how I present myself around people at work, and even between different groups of friends. I think I just...

I had a feeling a neon pink mankini wasn't the best camouflage to wear, I really must be more covert in future. -.-'

I used to quite like Escape to the Movies years ago, but it was somewhere around the time of The Expendables/Scott Pilgrim reviews that I began to dislike the man. He's not the first or only overweight nerdy kid who was bullied in school, but it's a chip he can't seem to shake off. Not to...

*Looks at post count* Yeah... No one knows me, but I've been reading the forums since around '09/'10, so I know you...oh yes.

27. Last interaction that could be considered a relationship was 9 years ago, and that was for the most part long distance. Less than zero self confidence wil do that to you. I work in a virtually all male environment, where I can be away for weeks at a time. I won't meet anyone via friends...

Hmm, I'm going to come at this from the other side. I may not BE physically revolting but I feel physically revolting and as such have avoided any search for a relationship or even sex for the last 9 years. I don't feel it's fair or right for me to be with a person when I personally believe they...

This kind of worries me. I don't want to be all Moviebob about franchises from my childhood getting torn apart, and I understand the logic "If you don't like it, don't watch the movie" (Haven't seen Robocop or Total Recall reboots for that reason). I get they should be judged as standalone films...

Brazil exposed! I wanted them to lose but damn, the fans and players don't deserve this. I don't think this will be last goal either. Needs to be 10-0 for the biggest ever victory in a WC, 7-0 would get them into the top 10 although against an opponent such as Brazil it's got be more prestigious...

The same rule applies to the English, but I doubt aside from the sycophantic football pundits there will be many English fans rooting for Brazil tonight. Since the first match against the Croatians I've hated the thought of Brazil winning this world cup, alot of comments on websites seem to...

Just turned the game on to see I'm already at my required 3-0 to Germany, fantastic! At the risk of being selfish, no more goals in this game would be great :D

Ha, I'm from just up the road in Northampton, way to go Bedford?! I assume with the large Italian population there though, this game was always going to be the most likely to cause trouble there, really brings out the tribalism when so many of the opposition are in your own community...