Recent content by Gadzooks

I fail at lying. When I even try it, normally I can pass it as the truth until my conscience eats my soul apart, and 5 minutes later I'm admitting and apologising for the lie. I used to lie all the time, but now its hard.

I basically don't have much of a sense of taste any more, so the worst thing I can eat is hot chilli. I accidentally ate a fiery beast of one yesterday thinking it was a little shrivelled up sun-dried tomato. Sneaky little bastard got me good for a few minutes.

I have assorted moustaches when I don't want to be attractive to girls. When I have to spend time apart from m'lady for a couple of weeks and stuff. And during Movember, of course. Otherwise I have 3mm or so of stubble, almost always. I used to have a goatee... Trimmed maybe 1cm long so I...

When someone loses an eye... Or a torso.

Yeah, the advice I keep getting is to persevere and I will enjoy it, so I guess I'll push through. Besides I already own most of the books anyway, it only makes sense to give 'em more of a try.

Are these ads actually played on air? Weird... We don't have them over the west coast. "Don't be a dickhead..." ahh, only in Australia.

That's another strange thing, because over here most people seem to say "... on the 5th of April" rather than "... on April 5th", so each way probably makes more sense (phonetically) to its own countrymen.

Well I was happily reading through the series, and then I read Dune and it broke me, as now Malazan seems so poorly written =S If you are reading through the novels, try and bear with them, as the plot sort of comes together at the end of each book, alleviating some confusion. Still, I...

I always feel like this, but it always sounds better in my head... Thus, I leave it there.

I don't so much believe in ghosts. I do however believe in crazy people.

Whenever I stumble across /b/, my body gets so confused. It's always a mixture of aroused, horrified, sickened, and chuckling. This is not an emotion that should exist.

It used to be a Black Comedy, now it's an African-American Comedy. Zing...

From my experience, the less known about these things the better. The more you know, the more questions you want to ask, or maybe I'm just a knowledge hound. Some things are better left a mystery. The last two women I've been with, the number has been 7 and 9 respectively. Those numbers don't...

Not a chance. It's the morning here, and I'm alone. I only drink that weak stuff socially.

Electric razor; three times as fast, no more expensive, any idiot can use it without cutting himself. Unless you are going camping, then you might need something manual. Actually screw that, if you are going camping you should be growing a grizzly man beard.